General Knowledge
What is the powerhouse of the cell?
The mitochondria
White people love to answer the phone like this
“Yellow”
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
“Where’s Popcorn?”
The name of this Italian fashion house means stylish or all is well
Gucci
What group sang “Zombie”?
Cranberries
What is the largest planet in the solar system?
Jupiter
White dads love to say this to signal to their family it’s time to leave
“Ready to rock and roll?”
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand on its own?
It was two tired.
This 7 letter adjective means both dehydrated and eager for approval
Thirsty
What company made the incredibly popular Beanie Babies?
Ty
What is the name of the plastic covering a shoelace?
Aglet
White people love to say this when they’re eating too many chips
“Someone take these away from me!”
What does garlic do when it gets too hot?
It takes its cloves off!
It sounds like it means “stolen” but this compliment means your style is fierce
Snatched
What does the abbreviation AOL stand for?
American Online
Name the 13 colonies
NH, MA, RI, CT, NY, NJ, PA, DE, MD, VA, NC, SC, GA
What white person phrase would you expect to hear after someone comes back into the house because they forgot their keys?
“Wouldn’t have gotten very far without these!”
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent
This 4 letter word means “to throw” or an interjection of joy
Yeet
What was the highest grossing film of the 90’s?
Titanic
Who discovered that the earth revolves around the sun?
Nicolaus Copernicus
It is a guarantee that at least one white person in the group will say this when a place gets crowded
“Good thing we got here when we did!”
What did one hat say to the other?
“Stay here! I’m going on a head.”
This word is used in place of ”going to”:
”I’m ___ throw hands if she looks at me that way again.”
Finna
What was the first game to ever be played in space?
Tetris