trivia
why is a banana curved
it is shy and a boomerang
what is the meaning of life
marshmallows, milk, 42, and invisible cheese!
what is mortis's favortie fruit
grave-grapes. he eats them while sitting in a bush, waiting for dynamike to walk past so he can ask him for the wifi password to the underworld
this popular snack found in the back of your fridge has officially developed its own language, a small flag, and a standing army equipped with mold spears.
the yogurt you bought in 2019
increased diversity and no more immigration issues!(cuz everyone is either dead or mutated!)
what are clouds made of
stolen cotten candy and ghosts
does the goog sleep
only when it blinks 🤣
why did spike go to the grocery store
because the cactus radio said that clouds were made of marshmallow tires. he bought three gallons of purple and a hat made of tuesday but he forgot to beep his own balloon!
this smart home device just ordered four gallons of industrial strength glitter and a medival broadsword using your credit card.
the goog
pros of human sacrafice
brings a small town or community together
how many legs does a spider have and why
8 to do the cha cha slide
is lev actually little
maybe
why did el primo bring a ladder to a brawl ball match
he heard the stakes where high, but he forgot that he is the ladder when he jumps into the enemy base with 10 gems
8 foot segment of living wallpaper watching you sleep from the corner of your celing for 3 weeks and knows your social security number
shadow python (why is it whispering?)
how to write memorable password
use your name and birthday!
why is the ocean salty
it is billions of tears from french fries
where do i live
no one knows, mailmen eat mail
what happens when leon hides in a giant burrito
the flavor becomes invisible, and the tuesday clock screams 17 in a language only understood by a confused toaster. you cant see the salsa, but the salsa can see your dreams.
this extra organ suddenly appeared in your left elbow this morning and is currently pulsing the the beat of disco inferno
mystery thumper
how old is gen Z
gen z are people born between 1665 and 1679
where does the moon go durring the day
behind a large bush in new jersey
why
giant space duck sneezed, made universe. thats why 2+2=4 and not fish.
why did glip-glop and the Sandwich Wizard get mad at Blorbo durring the heist match
because blorbo used his ultra sneeze to turn the safe into a puddle of disco gravy, and the sandwich wizard forgot to charge his mayonnaise cannon with enough sparkle bones. also the map was made of screaming ham, and no one brought a fork!
THE VOID
jobs a parrot could do
woodworker, architect, prison inmate, or cook