This is the longest gospel account by number of words. It bears the name of it's author, which doesn't really narrow it down. It also has a companion volume on the life of the early church in the NT.
What is Luke?
Dasa lotta wotta.
What is the Flood?
"Let no one despise you for your youth, but set the believers an example in speech, in conduct, in love, in faith, in purity."
What is 1 Timothy?
The wicked wife of Ahab, the wicked king.
Who is Jezebel?
“I do not know; am I my brother's keeper?”
Who is Cain?
Greek: "Apocalypsis"
What is Revelation?
Uber Eats delivery boy, a medical device for arm/shoulder injury rehab, and a British unit of measuring weight.
What is David and Goliath?
"And there is salvation in no one else, for there is no other name under heaven given among men by which we must be saved.”
What is Acts?
This prophet was imprisoned in a cistern.
Who is Jeremiah?
“If you had not plowed with my heifer, you would not have found out my riddle.”
Who is Samson?
This short poetic book is actually not in the section of the OT with the other poetic books. It's with the major prophets instead.
What is Lamentations?
Just painting the trim with my hyssop branch.
What is Passover?
"For the word of God is living and active, sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing to the division of soul and of spirit, of joints and of marrow, and discerning the thoughts and intentions of the heart."
What is Hebrews?
"For I know that my Redeemer lives, and at the last he will stand upon the earth."
Who is Job?
“Go, lie down, and if he calls you, you shall say, ‘Speak, LORD, for your servant hears.’”
Who is Eli?
The reign of Hezekiah is recorded three times. In Kings, Chronicles, and this book.
What is Isaiah?
An innocent man in a tomb sealed by the king's signet ring, opening blocked with a stone.
What is Daniel in the Lion's Den?
"I know how to be brought low, and I know how to abound. In any and every circumstance, I have learned the secret of facing plenty and hunger, abundance and need."
What is Philippians?
God brought salvation through this woman. A hammer in one hand, a tent peg in the other.
Who is Jael?
“I am in great distress. Let us fall into the hand of the LORD, for his mercy is great; but let me not fall into the hand of man.”
Who is David?
I am the only book in the Bible with two chapters and only two chapters.
Who is Haggai?
"God brought me here."
What is the story of Joseph?
"No one has ever seen God; if we love one another, God abides in us and his love is perfected in us."
What is 1 John?
A distinct driver.
Who is Jehu?
“What should be done to the man whom the king delights to honor?”
Who is King Ahasuerus?