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100

In President Jeffrey R. Holland's talk, what did his granddaughter do after her dad tried to teach her about forgiving her little brother?

She bit her brother :o

100

President Russell M. Nelson: "The ___ generation is ____ up as stalwart disciples of Jesus Christ" (same word) 

Rising 
100

Elder Ronald A. Rasband, Elder Sandino Romàn, and Elder Michael B. Strong all quoted D&C 6:36 in their talks. What does it say?

"Look unto me in every thought; doubt not, fear not."

100

What were the two keys to gaining confidence, as taught by President Nelson?

Charity and Virtue

100

Where was the choir in the Saturday Evening Session from?

BYU (go Cougs :)

200

Which apostle said the following while telling a story about inviting a friend to Church after describing a "cringe" sacrament meeting:

"I hoped that Sunday School would be better"
*pause* "It wasn't*

Elder Dieter F. Uchtdorf

200

Elder Dieter F. Uchtdorf: "We are each a work in ______, and we all rely on the Savior for any _____ we make" (same word)

Progress

200

Which Matthew 25 parable was mentioned 5 times during Conference?

The parable of the 10 virgins

200

What gift did Elder Patrick Kearon's father bring him back from his business trip to England when Elder Kearon was 7?

A Chitty Chitty Bang Bang car

200

How many new temples were announced?

15

300

In President Steven J. Lund's talk, he told the story of a quorum of young men who ministered to a man called Alan. When Alan asked for them to pray for him to stop smoking, what did they do? (hint - besides praying ;)

They followed him home and confiscated all of his cigarettes

300

The following was quoted multiple times in conference: 

"The standard of truth has been erected. No unhallowed hand can stop the work from progressing; persecutions may rage, mobs may combine, armies may assemble, calumny may defame, but the truth of God will go forth boldly, nobly, and independent till it has penetrated every continent, visited every clime, swept every country, and sounded in every ear, till the purposes of God shall be accomplished and the great Jehovah shall say the work is done."

Which past Prophet originally said it?

Joseph Smith

300

Elder Neil L. Andersen, Elder Dieter F. Uchtdorf, and Elder Michael B Strong all mentioned this teaching from John 13:35 in their talks; based on this scripture, how will people know that we are disciples of Christ? 

By our love 

("By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another.")

300

Elder Gary E. Stevenson told a story about going through customs at the airport with his wife. When the customs agent stamped his wife's passport, the agent paused and smiled. Why?

There was a picture of Jesus inside the passport. 

300
Name a location of one of the new temples announced (besides Spanish Fork, UT :)
  • Reynosa, Mexico
  • Chorrillos, Peru
  • Rivera, Uruguay
  • Campo Grande, Brazil
  • Porto, Portugal
  • Uyo, Nigeria
  • San Jose del Monte, Philippines
  • Nouméa, New Caledonia
  • Liverpool, Australia
  • Caldwell, Idaho
  • Flagstaff, Arizona
  • Rapid City, South Dakota
  • Greenville, South Carolina
  • Norfolk, Virginia
400

What did happened to Elder Scott D. Whiting when he was 12 years old at scout camp, after trying to prank his dad? 

He sat on a prickly pear

400

According to Sister Tamara W. Runia, what is not one of the blessings brought by obedience?

Our worth 

400

Elder Mark S. Palmer and Sister Amy A. Wright both mentioned an exchange between Jesus and Peter in John 6:67-69. Christ asks His apostles, "Will ye also go away?"
What is Peter's response?

"Lord, to whom shall we go? thou hast the words of eternal life."

("to whom shall we go?" is an acceptable response :)

400

When Elder Ronald A. Rasband visited the MTC in the Philippines, the missionaries had a surprise for him. What did they stand and say three times?

"Hurrah for Israel!"

400

This was the ____ Annual General Conference (what number?)

195th

500

What did Elder Patrick Kearon hold up during his talk?

A wrapped gift :)

500

Elder Ronald A. Rasband gave the following counsel to S&I students before sharing it with all of us in his talk: "Whatever is on your to-do list, give _____ _____, not _____ _____ to the Lord" 

Equal time/Spare time

500

President Jeffrey R. Holland and Elder Christopher H. Kim were among the speakers who emphasized the importance of becoming as a little child in their messages. Name one of the scriptures they referenced to teach this principle. (You can use your scriptures for this one - but you still only have 15 seconds :)

Matthew 18:4
OR
Mosiah 3:19

500

In Elder Dale G. Renlund's talk, he shared a folk tale of a man named Paavo whose crops failed year after year. What did Paavo do the year his crops finally prospered? 

He told his wife to continue to mix bark with their flour/shared their food with the neighbors whose crops had failed. 

500

Name one of the Members of the new General Young Men's Presidency

Brother David J. Wunderli

Brother Sean R. Dixon

President Timothy L. Farnes