Misheard song lyrics
“Hold me closer, Tony Danza.”
“Hold me closer, tiny dancer.”
OR
Tiny Dancer – Elton John
This simple and effective set up for drying clothes is unslightly!
Clotheslines are BANNED!
George van Tassel built this structure becasue the residents of Venus told him to do it
Integratron
What is the giant landmark that people think is an alien landing marker?
Giant Sundial
Fiery green paste blended into sweet cream
Wasabi Ice Cream
“Kicking your cat all over the place.”
“Kicking your can all over the place.”
OR
We Will Rock You – Queen
No hopsctoch, no raggedy Ann, no ride on things allowed to be seen from the road.
No Toys in the Front Yard—At ALL
Bisca bisca is BANNED!
There are over 300 of these abandoned "workplaces" throughout the national park.
Mine shafts
Which part of Anthem is 55 and older?
Sun City Anthem
Maine delicacy meets dessert, tastes ocean-y with a buttery kick.
Lobster Ice Cream
There’s a bathroom on the right.”
There’s a bad moon on the rise.”
OR
“Bad Moon Rising” – Creedence Clearwater Revival
Don't even think about giving these annoying birds some bread. If you drop something edible you are still responsible!
No Feeding the Ducks (Even Accidentally)
These descendants of miner's work animals used to roam the area until they were relocated.
2nd gen wild donkeys
Unlike Joshua Tree, Anthem still has these work animals wandering around the boroughs.
Wild burros
Sweet and sour with dill undertones.
Pickle Ice Cream
“I guess it rains down in Africa.”
“I bless the rains down in Africa.”
OR
Africa – Toto
A house needs to be repainted because the Beige was 3% too warm.
Only approved colors can be used on the exterior of a home!
Self expression? NOT ALLOWED!
A ghost hitchhiker wearing 1950s clothing appears on what desolate stretch of highway that reaches from Aberdeen the Barstow
Hwy 247 / Old Woman Springs Rd
What part of their yard are Anthem residents most likely to brag about?
The view of the Las Vegas strip
Savory, pungent, and surprisingly creamy
Garlic Ice Cream
“Give me the Beach Boys and free my soul.”
“Give me the beat, boys, and free my soul.”
OR
Drift Away – Dobie Gray
Even spotless, high-end ones are banned from being visible in driveways.
No pick-up trucks allowed!
Taylor, consider yourself BANNED!
How do you know that you have entered the Yucca Valley Time Warp—where time moves slower, vibes get weirder, and nobody knows what day it is?
Your phone dies / no service
What is the name of the mysterious, elite HOA subgroup meets once a year in Anthem?
The Shade Committee
Mild smoky flavor; often marketed as “detox.”
Charcoal Ice Cream