A talking dog and an intelligent baby are normal for a certain cartoon mother. Too bad she can only hear one of them, because the latter is plotting her death.
Who is "Lois Griffin"?
(Basketball)
Philadelphia _____
What is the "Seventy-Sixers"?
In 1492, HE sailed the ocean blue.
Who is "Christopher Columbus"?
You're one of these if you're on a sports team, hangout with cheerleaders, and by media standards, make fun of nerds.
What is a "Jock"?
Once you put your left foot in and your left foot out, you shake it all about and do this before you turn around.
What is the "Hokey Pokey"?
Actress Sofia Vergara played this mother married to Jay Pritchett on the family sitcom Modern Family.
Who is "Gloria"?
(Football)
New England _______
What is the "Patriots"?
While James Madison was president of the newly United States, this war was fought because the United Kingdom wanted a rematch.
What is the "War of 1812"?
This two word combination is used when asking your date to a dance in your junior or senior year. One kid jumped out of coffin just to ask his date.
What is a "promposal"?
Sometimes when you're excited you may talk really fast. Your grandparents may say it sounds like this.
What is "Jibber-Jabber"?
Not every mom is good at there job. Especially Amy Mitchell who, in 2016, was played by this actress.
Who is "Mila Kunis"?
(Baseball)
Colorado _______
It's slang for their mountain range.
What is the "Rockies"?
In 1914 Archduke Franz Ferdinand and his wife were assassinated. The Central Powers rallied around this country which split after World War l ended.
What is "Austria-Hungary"?
Your school may have one of these to raise the school spirit. They'll probably shoot the mascot out of canon or something and bring out one of the sports teams.
What is a "Pep Rally"?
You may question the name of these open-toed footwear until you hear the sound they make when walking.
What are "Flip-Flops"?
With blue hair as tall as Lincoln's hat, you could spot this cartoon mother in a crowd of people.
Who is "Marge Simpson"?
(Hockey)
Florida ______
We're surprised their mascot isn't a Pink one!
What is the "Panthers"?
In the 15th century, this Italian explorer proved to other voyagers that they weren't exploring Asia but instead the current day Americas. Now America is a Latin derivative of his name.
Who is "Amerigo Vespucci"?
Many high schools have these type of dances towards the beginning of the year to welcome back students. Alternatively it was the title of the 2017 Spiderman film starring Tom Holland.
What is "Homecoming"?
Kissing in public? Ew! Your friends might say you and your significant other are this.
What is "Lovey-Dovey"?
This mother bunked with her daughter, her daughter's promiscuous friend, and her daughter's silly friend. Just salvaging the golden years.
Who is "Sophia Petrillo"?
(Hockey)
Edmonton _______
The U.S. gather so much of this nonrenewable resource in the Middle East, they could play as one!
What is the "Oilers"?
Before his brief career as president, he was Eisenhower's Vice President in the 1950s.
Who is "Richard Nixon"?
Some high schools dedicate a week of raising school moral which is called this.
What is "Spirit Week"?
This one word rhyming website, birthed comedian, actress, and writer Lilly Singh and Swedish gamer Felix Kjellberg.
What is "Youtube"?