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100

Recite the joke with the words I hope and which episode its from

I hope i did not see you cheating

I hope so too Rebbi

Shimon Hakofer

100

Why did the conference take so much longer than planned

The Tzemach Tzedek opposed the maskilim and was arrested many times so the conference was often paused while they were waiting for him to return

100

You aren't going to tell the Rebbes Shamash

Press here, Shmotkeh interrogating Rabbi Schapiro

100

Sing any song in Generation 7, to get this right you must start at the beggining of the song but you can have some inaccurate words at the Refs discretion

Eg. Shimon is my name

100

What is the Machlokes in investigation style between the 2 kgb agents

Arrest and torture

Surveilance


200

Recite 2 jokes about test marks

Why did you do so bad, Because of absence...

I got 100 on 2 tests...and I suppose a zero on math

200

What did she want Moisheleh to call her

Mama Christina

200

That was zaida

Prodigy, Response to alter Rebbe asking who cut his hair

200

Name a completely unoriginal song in generation 7

Listen Listen every Jew

Fast tzoma

200

List the episodes that the Alter Rebbe is in

Press here

The Prodigy

Tales of Ahavas Yisroel

The Villain from Vilna

The Legend

300

Joke the Alter Rebbe makes with the word matzav in it

Which episode is it from


The Matzav with his father in-law is shver

300

What were the alter Rebbes instructions to Rabbi Schapiro, and why did they seem strange, (2 reasons)

To pick up the Reb Yisroel the melamed from mohliov and go to vilna to get the printing permits

Reb Yisroel couldn't even speak russian how could he help

The government office was in Petersburg not Vilna

300

Describe the context for any 3 I wont let go of the bottles and which episode it is from

Kadesti corpus Kgb agents ask for bottle as bribe

Techiyas Hameisim, Bar

Press here, the guest yenta wants to keep her old bottle

The legend, Father in-law wont leave the wine for the Alter Rebbe

300

Recite the shimon hakofer song

Shimon is my name im glad you came dont be fooled by my look cuz i am a crook ignore what you see no you cant trust me cuz i hide my heresy day by day as i make like i pray i think of the kids i will lead astray no more torah in their head only narishkeit instead haskalah theyll be fed i learn torah all the time but just with one thing on my mind and that is how to put a stumbling block in front of the blind e when the kids i send away its to the parents that i say they are learning torah the entire day but we have lied we taught their children narishkyt they think theyve come to see the light now in college they reside their heart controls their mind just wait and see their faith will crumble 123 the tricks i learned in germany they think we sent their kids to learn for nachas they still yearn no one knows that im a rascal cuz i hide that im a maskil i have made it my goal to capture souls no jew will live at ease when the officals i appese and my ideas become decrees

300

Demonstrate how to pronounce constatin petrovitch pobedenoszif

Take a deep breath now clear you throat

400

Says 5 ohel jokes

What brings you here, The ohel bus

Why did you take the ohel bus, ... what bus should i take

I came here for the ohel cookies

i started a petition against signing i got 500 signitures

This is a bottle of oil.. you put the pan in ohel not the oil in the pan

You want a blessing take this bottle of oil and make a shehakol

400

Why was the chicken soup so bad

There was a shortage of chicken so the pot had just spice in it

400

"64 years i kept...."


Intruder, Yid consulting Rav Klemus about what to do about working on shabbos after he was threatened that missing another Shabbos would cost him his life

400

List 10 songs in generation 7 

EG. Shimon

Every day

Gadol batorah

listen listen every jew

We will go to mohliov

Melamed is most important job

Welcome to russia


400

Name 5 episodes of generation 7 by their actual name and 

desribe the thumbnail


Operation Techiyas Hameisim

The Prodigy

Tales of Ahavas Yisroel

The Villain from Vilna

Kadetski Korpus

The Intruder 

Press here

The legend

500

Joke about making beds 

must be mostly word for word with context

that will be 100 frank 100 frank for one night Is there any way to bring the cost down well if you make your own bed it will be only 60 frank alright Ill make my own bed ok then you can take room 106 very shortly someone will bring you the nails and wood that you can start making your bed

Tales of Ahavas Yisroel 

500

How many secret agents were working with the frediker Rebbe besides Rabeinu Tam

4

500

We both cry

Tales of ahavas Yisroel, New mother singing about how hard it is and she has nothing and noone to help in the story where the alter rebbe leaves in the middle of davening on yom kippur to help her

500

Recite the welcome to russia song 

This country was ruled by the czar that fool but thats in the past we are free at last no need for constitution we just use persecution if you dont like revolution we have for you execution the kgbs hand controls the whole land the rules and the law they matter no more just do what we say and youll be ok cuz if you do not than you will be we know who you are you cant run too far so dont take the risk become a communist we dont need a reason to put you in prison give up Judaism join communism your children will learn in our schools no more chadorim yeshivos or shuls your business and land is now in our hand your gold of course we’ll take by force this is the way dont care what you say welcome to Russia enjoy your stay

500

List any 3 episodes on tafkid in order of longest to shortest

01:39:16

Operation Techiyas Hameisim

01:21:56

The Prodigy

01:18:05

The Villain from Vilna

01:17:53

The Intruder

01:06:50

Kadetski Korpus

44:46

Tales of Ahavas Yisroel