This writing assignment is popular throughout middle school and high school, and features a set structural outline regardless of content.
What is the five paragraph essay?
Check boxes, short statements, and an audience of one, oh my!
What is a to-do list?
Hello from [insert destination here]! (Plus a cool picture.)
What is a postcard?
Land of the "talking heads" and scrolling banner headlines, this tends to happen at set times each day.
What is a TV newscast?
I've received many of these this semester, usually attached to an email that includes the phrase, "Sorry I missed class."
What is a doctor's note?
Formulaic, often brief, and rooted entirely in logos, this assignment is something you might see in your biochem lab.
What is a lab report?
Made up of a list, instructions, and sometimes a story we all skip over, this guide is written in a variety of mediums.
What is a recipe?
A little out of date perhaps, but often received "with love."
What is a love letter?
Short, sweet, and often about controversial topics, these videos feature social media activists and private journalists.
What is an Instagram/social breaking/daily news reel?

What is an album cover?
If I asked you to post on Canvas, usually in response to something you read, where your classmates could read and respond, this is what you would be writing.
What is a discussion post?
Fancy paper, calligraphic script, and a photo all tell you you've received something particular in the mail.
What is a graduation announcement?
An essential part of movie PR, made up mostly of questions, and often recorded for later, this genre can be written or on tape.
What is an interview?
The "gift of gab" combined with a whole team of nerds with statistics, this is often what retired athletes do.
What is sportscasting/sports announcing?
Often featuring cute pictures, inspirational quotes, or sexy firemen, most homes have one of these on the wall.
What is a calendar?
Short and informative, the slogan for this type of speech is "Ideas worth spreading."
What is a TedTalk?
Both minimalist and elegant, vibrant and classy, this is a staple in most women's toiletry bag.
What is a perfume bottle?
You might laugh, you might cry, and you definitely hope it's less than five minutes so you can move on to dancing and cake.
What is a wedding/best man/maid of honor speech?
"Survived by his wife, Rose, and their three children: Tommy, Sandra, and Clint."
What is a obituary?
If I'm going to travel to a new place, I might buy one of these.
What is a guide book?
Without a thesis, an argument, and and knowledge of your audience, this type of essay will fall flat.
What is a persuasive essay?
Featuring bright colors, fun mascots, and slogans about health, you might find this in your pantry.
What is a cereal box?
Sometimes call and response, sometimes chants, and always classy, these are usually performed acoustically or with a large group.
What is protest music?
Rosie the Riveter, "Loose Lips Sink Ships," and nationalist imagery.
What are propaganda posters?
Placed at the beginning of a chapter or book, these are almost always quotes to set the mood.
What is an epigraph?