Holiday Shenanigans
This popular family song is sung every time Christmas lights are spotted in February
"Take Down Your Christmas Stuff"
What is Lucky Beans' FULL NAME (According to Alexa)
Lucky Gertrude Garbanzo Beans Gentile
This Pittsburg Penguin's star is the subject of one of Dad's hit songs entitled "____ is a little b****"
Sidney Crosby
This place is where partnerless socks are sent to be reunited with their match
The Orphan Sock Bin (OSB)
As we passed through this state, "Country Roads" was played no less than 20 times
This Holiday always results in a suspicious amount of cookies going "missing"
Christmas
The Gentile's Scientific name for Lucky Beans
Panthera Domesticus OR Luckyes Beansus
This phrase is often said by Dad whenever a player he doesn't like makes a minor mistake
"He should be cut [from the team] today!"
Whenever this phrase is said during dinner, the rest of the family drums on the table as loudly as possible
A tupperware has been emptied!!!
This Disney World ride was a favorite of Baby Christopher
It's A Small World (after all)
Which holiday is the most stressful for Mom and why?
Thanksgiving (the holiday is the meal)
Lucky is ineligible to be a show cat because he...
Has a deformed ear/Has the wrong eye color/He's a mutt
This phrase is shouted whenever the Rangers have to play defense for more than 2 seconds
"Get it out of there!!!"
The Gentile's version of Leftover Night
Empty the Fridge Night!!!
This legendary Southern pancake joint has become a staple of Myrtle Beach trips
The Golden Griddle Pancake House
This beloved (and fragile) family ornament is very special to Dad and is always placed near the star
The Gentile Family Pinecone
This extremely specific speech is shouted whenever Dad finds Lucky on the kitchen table
Hey! You're not supposed to be up there! Get down from there!
This former Rangers player was hated by Dad, who often shouted "Do something ____! Anything!"
Kevin Hayes/Michael Delzatto
This semi-weekly pasta night is purposely misspelled on the Gentile family menu
Knorrs Knight
This trip got cancelled because 2020 happened
Cruise Ship Trip 2.0
September 23rd is often referred to as
"Cake For Breakfast day" because we need the fridge room for Chris' cake
What is Lucky Beans' Birthday (as far as we know)
May 22, 2020
This college is often bashed by Dad's moving rendition of their fight song
Notre Dame "We never stagger, we never fall. We'll sober up on grain alcohol"
The correct response whenever we have leftover meat at dinner
Throw it in the Sauce!!!
This Cruise Ship transported the Gentiles on their most recent expidition
The Liberty of the Seas