Dad Rock
The long serving finale for Ft Madison High School's Dinner Theater performances.
What is Thank You For the Music by Abba?
While we often seen 'Geoff' and 'Caralynn' misspelt, this particular misspelling of our surname hung on Alex's bedroom wall for years.
What is S h e i l d s?
An appropriate age to dress your child in Cubs gear.
What is, any?
Bold prints and sharp patterns were a staple for this self proclaimed 'hip royal'.
Who is the Fresh Prince?
An exclamation phonetically identical to the word for a female deer.
D'oh!
He rode a little tricycle when "I met him at the candy store."
Who is The Leader of the Pack?
The number of coffee cups currently in Mom's bathroom/bedroom.
What is, more than 1?
This Chicago Cubs legend was one of eight MLB players to receive the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
Who is Ernie Banks?
Accurate if frustrating response to a child saying, "I'm hungry."
What is, Hi Hungry, I'm Dad.
One word response to an unintentional innuendo.
What is 'Phrasing'?
Luck is hardly ever a lady to this good, ol' reliable player.
Who is Nathan Detroit?
They are fantastic, though not considered great. They are first and last of your siblings' collective children.
Who are Bryan and Daphne?
He was the first Chicago Bear inducted into the NFL hall of fame.
Who is George Halas?
A global, non-prophet organization.
What is atheism?
She 'got sponsibilities now, Tommy.'
Where is Rota, Spain?
Apparently some people keep this condiment in the cupboard not the fridge.
Michael Jordan once invited this Cubs player to a Bulls game following a record tying 20 strikeout performance.
Who is Kerry Wood?
This strange and sudden condition 'rang' in wink-based communication between father and daughter.
What is Bell's palsy?
In response to 'How're you now?'
What is, 'Good n'you?'
This band, founded in 1971, is a favorite of comedian John Mullaney's and was once mistaken by SNL's Pete Davidson as the name of a stand up comedian.
Who is Steely Dan?
Zing! Alex is the reigning champion for guessing the winner at the first half of a new season of this show.
What is Big Brother?
When this team flew the coop, the Chicago Bears moved into their long term home at Solider Field in 1971.
Who are the Arizona Cardinals/Chicago Cardinals?
The kind of facial hair a sea captain wears.
"I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours." Is sage,- and, as you've proven, accurate- advice granted by this fictional TV show host.