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Rock and mineral Jokes!
Minerals
Rocks
Rock and mineral Jokes!
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Knock Knock. Whose their. Locks. Locks who.

Locks and zinerals.

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Knock Knock. Who is their? Docks. Docks who? 

docks and Minerals.

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What is the coolest kind of mineral?

Gem   

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What are the three types of rocks?

Metamorphic, Sedimentary and Igneous!

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What did the rock say to the mineral?

If we ever get mixed up, we better call each other a rinabul!

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Knock Knock. Whose their. zocks. Zocks who.

Zocks and Zinerals.

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Knock Knock. Who is their? binerals. Binerals who?

Binerals and Rocks.

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What is the difference between a rock and a mineral?

A mineral is made up of elements from the earth while a rock is made out of minerals. 

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What do dull rocks get their shine from?

The Sun!

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Who came to visit the three old mountains?

Oldyrocks!

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Knock Knock. Whose their. socks. socks who.

Socks and rinerals.

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Knock Knock. Who is their. Mocks. Mocks who? 

Mocks and dinerals.

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What is more shinny: Rocks or Minerals? 

Minerals! 

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Where are some of the biggest rocks?

In lakes, rivers, harbors and oceans.

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Knock Knock. Who is their? Asteroid. Asteroid who? 

Ask droid!

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Knock Knock. Whose their. Oock. Oock who.

Oocks in ocerals.

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Knock Knock. Who is their? Gocks and winburows. Gocks and winburows who?

Rocks and Minerals.7692137192837192

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What is the softest mineral?

Talc!

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What are the oldest kind of rocks?

Zircons.

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Knock Knock. Who is their? Rocks. Rocks who? 

Rocksandstrinerals

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Knock Knock. Whose their. Winnerolls. Winnerrolls who.

Winer rolls and dinner rolls.

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Knock Knock. Whose their. Clocks. Clocks who. 

Clocks and Dinerals.

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What is the scale that measures the hardness of minerals. 

The Moes Scale!

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What kind of rock can be found in the atmosphere that that can shoot fire in its tail? 

A meteorite!

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Knock Knock. Who is their? Kinds of Rocks. Kinds of Rocks who?

Igneous, Metamorphic and Sedimentary.