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100

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Haywire Mite
-Artifact Creature - Insect-
{1}
1/2

When this creature dies, you gain 2 life.

{G}, Sacrifice this creature: Exile target artifact or enchantment.

Haywire Mite
Artifact Creature — Insect
{1}
1/1

When this creature dies, you gain 2 life.

{G}, Sacrifice this creature: Exile target noncreature artifact or noncreature enchantment.

200

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Vraan, Executioner Thane
-Legendary Creature - Phyrexian Vampire-
{1B}
2/2

Whenever a creature dies, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Whenever one or more other creatures you control die, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. This ability triggers only once each turn.

500

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Gigantosaurus
-Creature - Dinosaur Beast-
{GGGG}
10/10

“Each tooth is the length of a wolf, and new ones grow in every nineteen days. Let’s get a closer look!”
—Garruk

Gigantosaurus
-Creature - Dinosaur-
{GGGGG}
10/10

“Each tooth is the length of a horse, and new ones grow in every sixteen days. Let’s get a closer look!”
—Vivien Reid