Where moms grey hairs come from
What is all 5 of her kids?
Holds a grudge for all eternity
What is an Abraham?
Moms response if we tell her she did something to upset us
What is "I'm sorry I'm such a horrible mother?"
Favorite Child
What is Theresa?
Mom's favorite caffeinated beverage
What is Coffee?
Mom's natural hair color
What is grey?
Smarrelli that told his wife he would rather go back to Nam' than live with her
What is PaPa Smarrelli?
What mom says before Carm and Rocco leave the house for a party
What is
"Don't be the person everyone is talking about tomorrow?"
"You have so much to lose?"
Favorite part of any meal
What is dessert?
The amount of coffee mom drinks in the morning
Bonus: Size of mug used
What is two mugs?
Bonus: What is abnormally large?
How often mom gets her roots done
What is every 2-3 weeks?
Abraham that just so happened to have an accordion in his trunk
What is uncle Jimmy Abraham
What happened when Mary said "Word" after being told to not say another word
What is she was immediately sent home from the Jimm's house?
What is "Betty (get money)" by Yung Gravy?
What mom orders while dining out after ordering two cups of coffee
What is a to go cup of coffee?
Individual forced to color her hair during covid
What is her husband?
Abraham descendant that is banned from Applebee's
What is Jason Antognolli?
The result of Rocco kicking mom in the face while trying to do a handstand after she told him not to
What is everyone was sent to their rooms and screamed at?
Favorite pastime
What is glazing Theresa in public?
The result of mom not drinking coffee
What is a massive headache?
Device mom owns to cover her own roots
What is mascara wand for greys?
Smarrelli who's favorite word is the F word
What is Livvy Smarrelli?
What mom said to Mary after she asked for two waters in Myrtle Beach
What is
-"The sheer audacity"
-"The nerve"
Favorite genre of tv
What is trashy reality?
What happened when mom did not drink coffee and had to drive the kids somewhere
What is projectile vomit in the car while driving?