Those peepers
My Achy Breaky Heart
Dermis & Dander
What's your function?
My aching bones!
100
My lower lid is drooping away and I can't get up.
What is Ectropion
100
True or false that the diastolic pressure changes as we age.
What is False
100
Another name for senile lentigines which are brown macules
What are liver spots.
100
I have sudden weakness and numbness on one side of the body, what am I?
What is a stroke.
100
I have lost bone matrix which resulted in less bone density.
What is osteoporosis
200
This glasslike quality decreases the len's ability to change shape to accomodate for near vision
What is presbyopia
200
A type of swishing sound heard in 50% of aging people
What is a systolic murmur
200
When I watch "The Incredibles" I am envious since my skin has lost what?
What is elasticity
200
If you tell me a good joke, you may get a rise out of me but if you hit me with a hammer you may see what?
What is decreased DTRs.
200
I am hunched over and resemble Quazi Moto.
What is kyphosis
300
The area around my cornea has a gray-white arc due to deposition of lipid material
What is arcus senilis
300
When I stand up quickly from a sittling position, I feel dizzy and my blood pressure drops, I am experiencing...
What is Orthostatic hypotension
300
I am like crusty the crab with a warty "stuck on" appearance.
What is seborrheic keratosis
300
Benign intension tremors of the hands, head and tongue are called what?
What is senile tremors.
300
Degenerative joint disease.
What is osteoarthritis
400
I develop as a result of atrophy of elastic tissues in the skin around the eyes and am named after an ordinary bird
What is crow's feet
400
hypertension, smoking, high cholestrol, obesity, and diabetes are major risk factors for
What is heart disease.
400
The tent that I form is not suitable for camping. What am I assessing for?
What is turgor
400
This reflex may be absent when I scrape the bottom of the foot.
What is plantar reflex.
400
In order to prevent osteoporosis I should do what kind of exercises?
What is weight bearing.
500
Light is decreased when looking through a "waterfall" which is the latin word for what?
What is cataract
500
It is not unusual for my heart to occasionally perform like a rock that skims the water.
What is skip a beat (premature ectopic beats)
500
Another name for acrohordons which are overgrowths of normal skin that are polyplike.
What are skin tags.
500
rapid alternating movements may be hard to perform, what does this test?
What is coordination.
500
"I'm shrinking, I'm shrinking"
What is a decrease in height