FLASH
What? Something happened and you have no money? Just come work at one of his restaurants and you can start today! (Name the game series)
Papa's
Someone notices your bulge and says, this.
OWO
Now ya see he used to have his own TV show and put on big stand up comedy performances, but the jello pudding was too good and he was arrested for several counts of sexual assault.
Bill Cosby
Monkeys get cannons, dart towers, and even superpowers to take down an endless stream of balloons in this classic flash game.
Bloons Tower Defense
This state has wind sweeping o'er its plains.
OOOOklahoma
He "did not" have sexual relations with that woman while he was in office from 1993-2001.
Bill Clinton
This penguin is angry af, so he becomes a terrorist and travels long distances to claim vengeance against the iceberg
Learn to Fly 2
The cream filled cookies are great for dunking in your milk.
Oreos
"If it does not fit, you must acquit" was a famous statement given by this old football player's lawyer when he was on trial for murdering his girlfriend. (He makes me thirsty too.)
O.J. Simpson
Tab out so mom can't see you playing this gory game, but you're just biking with your son or riding around on a segway? OH GOD THE HARPOONS
Happy Wheels
It turned out her dad was the toxic one when it came to light that this pop star was once again trying to get out of her conservatorship in 2021.
Britney Spears
In the days before PETA, we enjoyed playing this game where you could shoot a turtle out of a cannon, shoot him, blow him up, and do whatever you can to make him go as far as possible.
Toss the Turtle
Eddie Brock fakes pictures of him stealing from a cookie jar or something similar.
Spiderman