What goes all around the world but never leaves the corner?
A stamp.
Nobody empties me, but I never stay full for long. What am I?
The moon.
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
The alphabet goes from A-Z, but I go Z-A. What am I?
A zebra.
The more there is, the less you see. What am I?
Darkness.
What goes up but never comes back down?
Your age.
I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old.
A candle.
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps.
What has a thousand needles but cannot sew?
A porcupine.
What can go through glass without breaking it?
Light.
What has hands and a face, but no arms or legs?
A clock.
I sometimes run, but I cannot walk.
Your nose.
What has a foot but no leg?
A ruler.
What kind of lion never roars?
A dandelion.
What has a neck but no head, two arms, and no hands?
A shirt.
What is yours but mostly used by others?
Your name.
I'm red and small and have a heart of stone.
A cherry.
Turn me on my side and I am everything. Cut me in half and I am nothing. What am I?
The number 8.
A frog.
Sometimes narrow, sometimes wide, wind or rain, I stay outside. Even if there's heat or snow, from house to house I will go. What am I?
A path.
What has many rings but no fingers?
A phone.
An egg.
What cannot talk but will always reply when spoken to?
An echo.
I have no sword, I have no spear, yet rule a horde which many fear, my soldiers fight with a wicked sting, I rule with might, yet I am no king. What am I?
A queen bee.
One day, a magician was boasting about how long he could hold his breath underwater. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, “that’s nothing, I can stay underwater for 10 minutes using no equipment or air pockets!” The magician told the kid if he could do that, he’d give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. How?
He filled a glass of water and held it above his head for 10 minutes.