English Department
Mr. Grayston
JM
The Evil One
Dad Jokes
100

Who is the youngest member of the team?

Ms. Tvrdikova

100

What is the name of Mr. Grayston's daughter?

Frida

100

What was Cenda's girlfriend called?

Olivia

100

In which year did Hitler come to power?

1933

100

What is an astronaut's favourite part of a computer?

The Space Bar

200

Which members are currently class teachers?

Ms. Glavanakovova, Ms Houdijk, Mrs. Slavikova

200

What is my title?

Lord

200

Where is Mrs. Andrysova's office?

Next to second languages, where the librarian's office is.

200
What was the name of Hitler's ideological book?

Mein Kampf

200

Why are elevator jokes always good and classic?

The work on many levels.

300

Which teacher is in a band?

Mr. Slovak

300

What is my Czech name?

Rost'a Šedýkámen

300

Name the 3 deputy heads of JM

Mrs. Cizkova, Mr. Merta, Mr. Volt

300

What event triggered the Second World War?

The invasion of Poland

300

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use a honeycomb.

400

Which English department teacher speaks Arabic?

Mr. Barber

400

Name a minimum of 4 countries I have lived in.

UK, USA, Korea, New Zealand, Kazakhstan, Latvia, Turkey, Czech Republic

400

Who are the two oldest serving teachers?

Mr. Formanek, Mrs. Vasatkova

400

What was the name of the event that got the Communists banned from government?

The Reichstag Fire

400

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

500

Which member is a part time actor?

Ms. Emmett

500

As a notably non-sporty person, can you name 2 of the 3 sports I now do?

Cycling, Weights, Climbing

500

Who were the founders of Gevo?

Mrs. Preissova, Mr. Nemecek, Mr. Volt

500

What was the name of the British Prime Minister that sold out the Czechs before WW2?

Nevil Chamberlain

500

What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle, and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.