Baja, California (Mexico)
What is Mexicali?
1) _____ ________ ____ ______ _____,
Chhe val ne vatana re,...
2) _____ _____ __ __ ___ ___ _____ ______,
Kharu ne mole Kehejo re, ....
1) Valaji mara ada kerina Athena,
2) Valaji mara je je joi te magi lego,
If two's company and three's a crowd, what are four and five?
Four and five is nine.
My real passion is polymers and organic is 2nd nature. Who am I?
Who is Jayesh - Masters in Organic Chemistry and PhD in Polymer.
I drink red juice, go drunk, gain weight, fly to the sky then die. Who am I?
A mosquito!
Tamil Nadu (India)
What is Chennai?
Jutha Jagna jutha Khel, ________(1)_________
Tu to chhodi de ne __________(2)_________
Haiye lagi talaveli _______(3) __________
Bhakto chetine ________(4)_______
1) Manva maru tartu mel,
2) Chinta aka gamin...
3) ankle asudani hell...
4) chalone Jamna marthi...
I am four times as old as my daughter. In 20 years time I shall be twice as old as her.
How old are we now?
I am 40 and my daughter is 10.
I am an electrician by trade but I was also a teacher.
Who's Thakorlal?
What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?
A river
Penang (Malaysia)
What is George Town?
Chalo jaldi jaldi jashu, _____(1)_______
Dai dandiyana tal, ______(2)______
1) Haridarshne Harkhashu
2) Shriji tara guno gashu
A nonstop train leaves Moscow for Leningrad at 60 mph. Another nonstop train leaves Leningrad for Moscow at 40 mph. How far apart are the trains 1 hour before they pass each other?
100 miles (60+40)
I worked at Whataburger and then a sandwich shop and I still bake from time to time at work.
Who is Sussi?
You pick it, You peel the outside, You cook the inside, You eat the outside, And throw away the inside. What am I?
What is a Corn.
Delaware
What is Dover?
Sant harijanna manamay, _____1_____
Kesar chandan charachyu chhe bhal, ____2____
umang antarma na samay,
Indu kumkumno mati lal
Two hours ago it was as long after one o'clock in the afternoon as it was before one o'clock in the morning. What time is it now?
It would be 9:00 pm. There are 12 hours between 1:00 pm and 1:00 am and half of that is six hours. Half-way between would be 7 o'clock. Two hours later it would be 9:00 o'clock.
I worked for a fortune 500 company for 20 years called Teledyne Mecca then changed it's name to Teledyne Waterpik and today known as Teledyne Geophysical Instruments.
Who is Pushpaben?
Only one color, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies.
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.
What is it?
It's a shadow!
Washington?
What is Olympia?
Shubh Samvat e adharso ne sadatrisna varsha, ...
Nirobhli nisvadi sathe nisnehi ne nishkami...
Chaitra masni sud nave devo anche harshe
Nirmani e panchvratothi, tyagio shobha pami
(Yashgatha)
Dhruv went to the store to buy 250 apples. He wanted to share them with Bob, John and Marcus evenly - all Chinese Covid friends. How will he do this?
Dhruv shouldn't be wasting his mom's money buying so many apples. Bob, John & Marcus should bring a snack from home!
2 Part question:
A) I am an electrical engineer in Protection & Controls.
B) I am an electrical engineer in Instrumentation & Controls.
Who are we and which one does what?
Dixita - Protection and Controls
Vishal - Instrumentation and Controls
Sometimes I am born in silence, Other times, no. I am unseen, But I make my presence known. In time, I fade without a trace. I harm no one, but I am unpopular with all. What am I?
A fart