KINGDOM EXILES/FOES
With recently self-cut bangs, this traitor is currently rocking oversized sweaters and hanging with the Schluts
What is Diksha?
"SHHHHHHHHHT"
What is Ms. Carty?
This incident nearly caused a feline fatality in the Levine home
What is baby swallowing a thread?
This bartender/server is a fein for nipple rings and turtlenecks
What is Nipple-ring Mike?
Possibly confused with an alcoholic drink, this director does not play about casting Sammy as the main role in every single show
Who is Martini?
With a voice that squeaky and a boyfriend that greasy, no wonder their burps are so loud!
What is Kyla?
"Do you eat pork?"
What is Khalid Abu-Hunainah?
This person borderline shed tears over the fact that she didn't win a MUN award
What is Zoya?
This server made over $1.5k in tips last Valentine's Day
What is Baylee?
With their bouncy grey bob, this teacher is no stranger to Greek mythology and Percy Jackson
What is Mrs. Brodsky?
Someone gets a bit gassy from statistics...
What is Sania?
"I hate Boston. It's just a bunch of white, goth people"
What is Sarah?
This 2023 event involved Olivia Jenkins and Milana Netta getting into Ana Nasrin's car
What is the random ahh Halloween party from Sophomore year?
She may have gotten several DUIs, but boy was she a great event planner!
What is Latoya Medley?
This teacher is notorisously MAGA, but could be confused with a Maōri man
What is Mr. Asco?
Commonly mistaken with the woman's name Cheyenne, this person refused to take accountability and was exiled in May of 2025
What is Shayan?
"We can message them and ask before we have to pay anything" - Leah
"THIS WHOLE TIME I THOUGHT YOU WERE SAYING THAT WE CAN MASSAGE THEM BEFORE WE ASK ANYTHING"
What is Olivia?
25 Liberty Road, Bernardsville NJ
What is the adress of a potential Halloween party in 2024?
This power couple (that origniated @ The 'Root) is expecting their first child in March 2026
What is Sam and Mike?
What is Hachísimo?
While Hachísimo may not have any, this person's platinum blond hair is full of dandruff
What is David Fruda?
"Are you recording me right now? Reeeeealy funny bro."
What is Advaith?
This freshman year event featured Roxy and Alexa Walters getting into a verbal altercation right outside of the school
What is Folio coffeehouse performance with Utraviolet?
The ethnicity of little Mike
What is Peruvian?
This English teacher's first name is a variation of a subtance found in bellybuttons and laundry
What is Lint (Ms. Raimondo)?