Lorelai
Lorelai: We have to pick up my mother. From ___. Christopher: Your mother's in ___? Lorelai: Ohhhh, this night keeps getting better and better. (same word)
What is "Jail"?
Taylor: You would knock the crutch out from under Tiny ___ wouldn't you? Luke: If he asks for a free cup of coffee, Gypmie's going down.
This is not a drive-through! She's not fried chicken!
Who is Emily?
Emily: I think it's time or me to ___.
What is date?
Lorelai: Not at all sad? Rory: About getting my ___ back? No. Lorelai: Really? Cause I've kind of gotten used to casty over here. I mean we decorated him, we talked to him, we protected him from getting wet in the shower.
What is an arm?
Lorelai: My mother - she was here. I can feel it. Smell that? The room smells like guilt and Chanel ___.
What is No. 5?
Sookie: You know at family gatherings when eveyrone goes into the living room, gathers around, watches the kids? I ___.
What is read?
The Last Supper cannot be funky.
Emily: Do you know that every night at dinner the ___ clan would sit around the table having lively debates about everything under the sun. They would quiz each other about current events, historical events, and intellectual trivia. Now the Gilmore clan is just as smart and worldly as the ___'s so come on, say something. (same word)
Who is Kennedy?
Lorelai: Solaris? Rory: No. Not again. Lorelai: I'm telling you there's a story there somewhere. Rory: Yeah. The story is you calling yourself ___ for two hours.
Who is Mrs. Clooney?
Lorelai: Ooh and here are your somber highlighters, your maudlin pencils, your manic-depressive ___.
What are pens?
Rory: Your mom loves Dave? Lane: She said he's a righteous young man who's proven her can be trusted around ___ ___. In her book, that's pretty close to love.
What is Antique Furniture?
Yarn balls! I need to find some yarn balls!
Who is Lorelai?
Emily: I want to go on a date. Lorelai: With a man? Emily: No, a ___. Of course with a man. Lorelai: I'm not hearing this.
What is a weasel?
Rory: You should walk down the aisle to ___ ___, with a bouquet of something that smells really good.
Who is Frank Sinatra?
Lorelai: Hey! I sat up with you all night when you had ___ ___?
What are Chicken Pox?
Christopher: So what does she do with muffin ___? Lorelai: Oh, she turned them into a pie. You know she's like an Indian. They use all the parts of the Buffalo?
What are bottoms?
Me and lactose are bros.
Who is Doyle?
Lorelai: Mom? Emily: I'm in the ___. Lorelai: Oh...add that to the list of things i thought I'd never hear my mother say.
What is the cockpit?
Lorelai: How could you possibly say she looks better with the dark hair? Rory: She did. The blonde just seemed like she was trying to be her ___. Lorelai: The dark hair makes it look like she's trying too hard to look like her ___. (same word)
What is sister?
Lorelai: Ha...Then she's holding her breath until you buy her a ___.
What is a Porsche?
Rory: Breaking your fast? Paris: Oh, my gosh. I love ___. You want some? Rory: I'm good. [knock on door] Paris: It's for me. It's for me. Guy: Pizza. Paris: Yeah, yeah.
What is food?
I only have so much time off. I don't want to waste it sleeping till noon.
Who is Rory?
Emily: This cannot stay. Lorelai: Yes, it can. Emily: Its awful. Lorelai: It can hear you.
What is a couch?
Lorelai: Hey, isn't that your ___ ___? Rory: Oh yeah. Marty, hey! He's not my ___ ___. Lorelai: Well, you don't really want a communal ___ ___, nowadays, you know, it's too sketchy. (same words)
Who is Naked Guy?