Kim Question
Darn it, my phone keeps turning off even though I just charged it
What is poor battery health
In 2022 over 5.5 billion attacks was reported worldwide by this type of software.
What is malware?
The Office – Tech Chaos
Clue:
During a day when the office Wi-Fi keeps dropping, this kind of IT issue mimics the moment Michael yelled “I am Beyoncé, always,” despite clearly not having the connection or authority.
“What is poor or no network connectivity?”
This issue occurs when users can’t install new apps because their device is packed full—like trying to fit one more suitcase into a trunk already slammed shut.
What is insufficient disk space?
When a laptop battery swells and bulges like a ripe mango, users notice the case bending or keys popping up, signaling this hardware problem.
“What is a swollen or failing battery?”
Am I alive? I touch my screen but my finger isn’t registering
What is the Digitizer
Overtime this issue can cause serious permanent damage and data loss.
What is overheating?
Abbott Elementary – Classroom Tech Fails
Clue:
Much like when Janine tried to fix everything herself and made it worse, this touchscreen problem appears when parts of the screen stop responding to touch.
“What are digitizer issues?”
Permission Problems
When an app won’t install because you don’t have admin privileges, you’re facing this permission-based roadblock.
What are insufficient user permissions?
After leaving a tablet in a hot car, its battery swells like a banana, making it impossible to close the case properly. This extreme heat effect caused it.
“What is heat-induced battery swelling?”
There’s a fine line between love and hate, just like my screen. What am I?
What is a cracked screen
When ghost touching and erratic behavior experiences with a device becomes a common issue.
What is digitizer issues?
Suits – High-Pressure Tech Moments
Harvey needs a signature NOW, but this issue happens—his tablet refuses to register the pen at all, similar to Donna ignoring Louis’ dramatic demands.
“What is a non-functional stylus?”
New apps often won’t install when the operating system is outdated, forcing users to stop everything and run this mandatory action first.
What is performing an OS update?
A phone battery bulges like an orange and begins pushing against the screen, sometimes causing the device to fail or the display to crack. This is a sign of what?
“What is internal battery failure?”
This cooling failure can cause rack-mounted servers to throttle performance or shut down during a heatwave.
Answer: “What is an air-conditioning malfunction?”
This powerful component in design workstations overheats during 3D rendering or 4K editing when its fans are clogged with dust.
Answer: “What is the graphics processing unit (GPU)?”
The Office – Productivity… Not Really
Dwight blames Jim for the computer slowing down, but in reality, this IT issue—from overloaded apps or malware—causes programs to crawl like Kevin carrying a pot of chili.
“What is degraded system performance?”
Cloud-based applications can’t install when the internet connection is unstable, representing this connectivity issue
“What is poor or intermittent internet connectivity?”
If a laptop battery swells and emits a sour smell like a lemon, users should immediately stop using it. This is a sign of what dangerous condition?
“What is a potentially hazardous or leaking battery?”
Employees often trigger this overheating issue when they place their laptops on beds, couches, or other soft surfaces that block airflow.
Answer: “What is blocked ventilation?”
An employee spilled pop on their laptop while listening to Tupac's "California Love," and it wont power on. IT support explains that this common accident can cause this type of hardware failure.
What is liquid damage?
Abbott Elementary – School Tech Troubles
While Ava livestreams herself instead of helping, the teachers complain they can't upload grades because the school’s network keeps timing out, an example of this connectivity problem.
“What is intermittent or weak network connectivity?”
When antivirus tools block an installer because they think it’s suspicious—even when it’s safe—you’re facing this type of security restriction.
“What is security or antivirus software blocking the installation?”
A tablet battery puffs up like a pineapple, and trying to force it in the case can cause damage or fire. This is a warning to do what?
“What is safely remove and replace the swollen battery?”