What has hands but can't clap?
a clock
Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?
the word "ton"
I'm tall when I'm young, and short when I'm old. What am I?
a candle
You can catch me but not throw me. What am I?
a cold
What has one eye but can't see?
a needle
What gets wetter the more it dries?
a towel
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
the letter "M"
I fly without wings. I cry without eyes. Wherever I go, darkness flies. What am I?
a cloud
I have cities, but no houses, forests, but no trees, and water, but no fish. What am I?
a map
How many months have 29 days?
All months
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. What am I?
an echo
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn't get a single hair on his head wet. How?
He was bald.
I can fill a room but take up no space. What am I?
light
The more you take away from me, the bigger I become. What am I?
a hole
I'm not alive, but I grow. I don't have lungs, but I need air. What am I?
fire
What has a neck but no head?
a bottle
What begins with T, ends with T, has T in it?
a teapot
I come down but never go up. What am I?
rain
You can break me without touching me. What am I?
a promise
What word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?
incorrectly
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
footsteps
You see me once in June, twice in November, and not at all in May. What am I?
the letter "E"
I'm full of keys but open no locks. What am I?
a piano
I go up but never come down. What am I?
age
The more of me there is, the less you see. What am I?
darkness