Global Review
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100

This kind of government has a king, or queen with unlimited amounts of power.

Absolute monarchy

100

This is defined as having great pride in or support for your country. This often leads to independent movements around the world.

Nationalism. 

100

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged. 

200

This peace treaty at the end of World War I significantly punished countries like Germany in the aftermath. 

Treaty of Versailles. 

200

This absolute monarch from France gave himself the nickname, the "Sun King". 

Louis XIV (14th). 

200

Why do glue sticks make such good friends? 

They always stick together. 

300

Why was Bismarck nicknamed the "Iron Chancellor"? 

Because of his willingness to use military power to achieve his goal of unifying Germany. 

300

This monarch was known for her reforms made in Russia that resembled enlightenment ideas. 

Catherine the Great. 

300

Why don't football players wear glasses? 

Its a contact sport. 

400

Theory that said a king or queen's right to rule was given from god.

Divine Right

400

This meeting of European diplomats following the Napoleonic Wars, redrew boundaries in countries like Italy and Germany. 

Congress of Vienna. 

400

Why do you never tell secrets on a farm?

The corn has ears. 

500

What does the term "westernization" refer to?

the process by which a society adopts European/America like culture, practices, and institutions.

500

This document written by the National Assembly (3rd Estate) in the French Revolution said that citizens of France are born with certain natural rights. 

The Declaration of Rights of Man and of the Citizen. 

500

Why is sausage bad for you?

It brings out the wurst in you.