Plant Lady Chaos
Gloria thought she was turning what age?
What is 30
When the government could "see her" after she updated her phone number in HubSpot, Gloria's response was this
What is "It is what it is at this point"?
On her second last day at Part3, Gloria asked #random for help with this home improvement situation
What is fixing drywall holes? (She drilled into the wrong bit)
Gloria shared a guide on how to be _____ at work?
what is demure
Jurious called Gloria this in his birthday message, earning the threat "count ur days.
What is dear plant lady
Amrita posted a photo of this person's desk setup and Gloria's response was "Omg goalssssss." Who's desk was it?
Who is Amrita
Gloria randomly asked #random if anyone had experience with this backyard structure, prompting a single raised-eyebrow emoji from Daniaal.
What is chicken coop
When someone posted about a flammable product, Gloria's safety concern was: "It won't catch ____ right?
What is fire
The theory was that Gloria getting a spray tan would start a chain reaction ending with these two people also getting one..
Who is Corey and Carol
Jurious wrote in #daily-updates that he was considering quitting to pursue this venture. Gloria's response: "DUDE, CANCELLED UR CANCELLED.
What is flipping young cows for profit?
Gloria asked #random "do we have any ____ experts here" in April 2025, prompting Jack to immediately say "popcorn."
What is lawn
Gloria spotted the "very demure, very mindful" trend everywhere and declared: "Even [this company] is giving demure.
what is tim hortons
Gloria's dog shares its name with this Part3 customer that closed in early 2026.
What is Kendall Heaton
Gloria asked #shopping-channel if this fashion trend was making a comeback.
What is low rise jeans?
When told lawn work would cost "time, sweat and blood," Gloria said hard no — because of her broken ____
What is fingernail
When trying to decode Gen Z slang, Gloria figured out that crispy = clean look, drip = outfit, and lit = ____
what is cool
how many plants does gloria have?
Claude's answer "No specific number ever came up in Slack — she just said "may or may not have gotten way too many plants" (Feb 2024) and called them her "emotional support plants." That's the closest she got to a count.
After the drywall saga, Jonathan revealed he loved doing drywall — Gloria's immediate response was this phrase, which she then had to admit she was also going to say.
What is "new personality unlocked"
Gloria spent 3 days on a HubSpot problem and described her technical strategy as "keep calm and keep on ____."
What is clicking
When gloria shouts "______!!!!" it brings jon to a full belly laugh every time
what is "boys!!!!"