How to unlock the goats?
Goat powers
Weird Locations
Weird Humans (or maybe not humans)
100

How do you unlock the Farmer?

You beat the Farmer boss fight.

100

What's the ability of Abominana?

It turns people into other abominanas

100

What are the giant towers scattered San Angora called? 

Goat Towers

100

What are the random people in tie-die shirts doing?

Hugging trees

200

How do you unlock the Scarecrow?

Complete the quest, "Children of the Hay"

200

What is the ability of the Farmer?

You can spawn game assets

200

What is the machine in Redneck Haven?

A thing that resizes you

300

How do you unlock Angry Goat?

Complete the quest, "Missing: Rosie"

300

What is the ability of Angry Goat?

It is a rhino, so it can destroy everything

300

What is the copyrighted area in Quiet Hill?

A rest stop with P.T. in it

400

How do you unlock Abominana?

Go to Fairmeadows Ranch, complete How It's Made quest, and enter the machine.

400

What's the ability of Capra Erectus?

It can morph into other people

400

What does the lighthouse in the ocean do?

It can change the graphics and colors of the game

500

How do you unlock Capra Erectus?

Baa at a certain rock in Libertarian Island.

500

What's the ability of Steve?

FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH

500

How do you get inside a giant whale's mouth?

You get near the buoy and the whale swallows you