who said it
in a declaration of love, fueled by mooched alcohol, this individual announced his intention to marry ruthie.
who is mr moocher (brian)?
in a moment of passion, or perhaps questionable decisions, this gober managed to break a plate at a romantic valentines day party.
who is mia?
from the metro station of Les Gobelins to the aisles of a luxury grocery store, this city has plenty to offer, including a lame ah club called Wanderlust.
what is paris?
what is fowell (foul) hall?
among the original campus celebrities was this particular individual with a signature look: a red and navy jacket and questionable posture.
who is ben huncho?
before accusing us of property damage, this gentleman extended a generous invitation: "bring your friends. there will be a 10lb ham"
who is ham charlie?
ruthie and mia were given a rather stern reprimand at a house party in marcy holmes because of this alleged offense.
what is drinking alcohol on the kitchen table?
this traveler experienced two successive violations of personal space: an attack by a seagull, and a man walking in on them in the public bathroom.
who is GW?
this cultural institution was founded in 2019. while there was always a bouncer at the door, gob quickly found out how lax the security was.
what is the como tap?
in an unfortunate encounter between man and infrastructure, cole managed to run directly into a pole outside this coffee establishment.
what is spyhouse NE?
responsible for this evocative piece of prose: "a hand moves in trepidation, fingers slide into the soil, holding the earth, the wetness, the freshness, the dirt".
who is bagina (brian)?
who is ithabella?
faced with baggage restrictions, ruthie was forced to wear this many layers of clothing on top to successfully squeeze her enormous army bag under the seat.
what is 3?
every great friendship has its defining moments. ours began years ago, with one memorable virtual gathering: zoom bingo hosted by this iconic drag queen.
who is alyssa edwards?
ruthie was desperately trying to control her bladder, but as the music blared and the driver sped up, she was forced to relive herself here.
what is the party bus sink?
known for sending texts with the formality of an email, this curious person once asked, "what'd you do for a workout? did you eat breakfast afterwards?"
who is jert?
some guests know when to leave. however, this person did not, eventually third-wheeling long after the evening had run its course at a famed senior year house.
who is henry?
accompanied by mitra's parents, gob embarked on a trek that spanned this many miles along the cliffs of moher.
what is 8?
a critical component of our magic mike ensemble: this amount of sculpted abs drawn onto our stomachs.
what is 8
maddie had many a tryst throughout college. among them, drew stands out for obvious reasons. their first kiss took place here, just a few months prior to him and aenea falling in love.
what is the front porch? rollins front porch
this individual proclaimed, "bro she is new contestant for #1 fatty"
who is GW?
during one of gob's earliest house party adventures, an unfortunate individual received a swift kick to the shins, courtesy of ruthie.
who is ryan extrum?
during a memorable night at barcelona's legendary razzmatazz, gob secured a front row position to watch this band perform on one of the club's many stages.
who is confidence man?
on a summer trip, we made a visit to one of America's most historically significant landmarks. despite its legendary status, this attraction was somewhat underwhelming.
what is plymouth rock?
in the summer following senior year, margot arranged this subletter for their room who was rarely ever seen, leaving the other roommates to believe this person was strong-armed into taking the room for rent purposes.
who is frankie?