Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?
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Descriptions
Minecraft Facts
Things You've Actually Said To Me
Brad Lore
100

This is the powerhouse of the cell.

Mitochondria

100

A person fall asleep on a carriage, wakes up and saves the world by shouting at things

Skyrim

100

Who made Minecraft

[Redacted]
100

if being sexy is a crime then can i call you ...
a law abiding citizen

Jason

100

What's my favorite color?

Purple

200

This number is both an even number and a prime number.

2

200

It's really more about the gambling than the shooting

CS GO

200

You’ll need this many obsidian blocks to build the smallest possible nether portal.

10

200

ask ur mom what her and i did last night.

Kylie

200

What disability do I have?

Colorblind

300

The U.S. Constitution was signed in this year.

1787

300

I started as a noble paladin.
Now I lie, manipulate, and let a vampire bite me because he looked sad and pretty.

Baldurs Gate 3 (not gay btw)

300

This fuel smelts for the longest time?

Lava Bucket

300

she single-handedly turned me into a misogynist (in reference to Lae'zel)

kylie


300

In 2008, I broke my ankles after jumping off the second story balcony of my grandmothers apartment wearing this!

Batman Glider

400

This planet rotates on its side, has rings like Saturn, and it's what I say to your mom when she asks "where do you want it?"

Uranus

400

A mailman wants to seek revenge but got caught in a war between cowboys and Little Caesars.

Fallout New Vegas

400

What's the best music disc?

Pigstep

400

we are going to segregate the vibes between the brads

voidit

400

What food can't I eat?

Treenuts

500

“I before E, except after C” has this many exceptions in the English language

Over 900!

500

A group of emotionally stunted wizards argue over grass control for 45 minutes while a teenager screams racial slurs in the background

League of Legends

500

What is the only breedable hostile mob?

Hoglin

500

KYS

All of you. All of you have said this. 

500

Is my father alive?

Yes