Rules
What tool is used cleaning up after yourself when you are in a bunker. (not toilet paper)
What is a rake?
The first shot on every hole.
What is a drive or tee shot?
Are you going to make me walk all the way there just to make that 2 foot putt?
Who is Jack Coombs?
Shortest club that is primarily used on the putting green. (unless your name is Joe)
What is the putter?
One of the longest hitters in the Thomas league known for his booming voice, booming drives and a name synonymous with pillow sales.
Who is Mike Lindal?
The four letter word you have to call when your ball goes in a random direction towards people. (Not F..ck)
What is fore?
A hole in one can also be called the name of what playing card?
What is an ace?
You get one mulligan, a breakfast ball and nothing else so stop your whining.
Who is John Schultz?
Hitting off the fairway with your driver. JP has excelled at this.
What is hitting driver off the deck.
A soy farmer who likes telling people, "your quota went up."
Who is John Schultz
A pointy piece of plastic or wood which you set your ball on or a type of shirt.
What is a tee?
Call me SOT (son of Tom). He's like a father to me.
Who is David Moses?
The iron with the highest number in a typical golf club set.
What is the 9 iron
Joe Deschenes's "man Friday". He loads his clubs, gives him beers, often drives his cart.
Who is David Moses?
What you must do when Jack is up to hit.
What is staying silent?
No birdie for you. Ahhhhhh!
Who is DD (Don DeGeorge)?
Clubs that have an S are usually used for what type of shot.
What are out of a sand trap
He runs the Tuesday group and is mentored by John Schultz to be ruthless and heartless.
Who is Bob St. Germain?
Using golf etiquette, the first person who gets to hit the ball.
What is the player farthest from the hole?
The points you get on a hole (1 for a bogey, 2 for a par,4 for a birdie)
What are your quota points.
I have a new innovation for the Tuesday league: hitting off of a paper cup..
Who is Joe Deschenes (Mr. Thomas)?
A golf club that goes the furthest and usually is the first one hit on par 4's and 5's
What is the driver?
Commonly known as ATM because he wins most of the money.
Who is Tom Wierzba?