Rules
What tool is used cleaning up after yourself when you are in a bunker. (not toilet paper)
What is a rake?
The first shot on every hole.
What is a drive or tee shot?
Are you going to make me walk all the way there just to make that 2 foot putt?
Who is Jack Coombs?
Shortest club that is primarily used on the putting green. (unless your name is Joe)
What is the putter?
Who said, "In Tennessee a girl like that is so fine she'd make a bulldog break its chain."
Who is Kevin Dennis?
The four letter word you have to call when your ball goes in a random direction towards people. (Not F..ck)
What is fore?
A hole in one can also be called the name of what playing card?
What is an ace?
You get one mulligan, a breakfast ball and nothing else so stop your whining.
Who is John Schultz?
Hitting off the fairway with your driver. JP has excelled at this.
What is hitting driver off the deck.
Who first said, "In the hole MF"
Who is Bobby St. Germain
A pointy piece of plastic or wood which you set your ball on or also a type of shirt.
What is a tee?
Call me SOT (son of Tom). He's like a father to me.
Who is David Moses?
The iron with the highest number in a typical golf club set.
What is the 9 iron
Who said, "You can just call me "Rochester"
Who is David Moses?
What you must do when Jack is up to hit.
What is staying silent?
No birdie for you. Ahhhhhh!
Who is DD (Don DeGeorge)?
Clubs that have an S are usually used for what type of shot.
What are out of a sand trap
Who said, "In Kentucky when the golf car goes rickety and dem people says 'who dat' I laff so had that my pans get wet."
Who is Bobby Reagan?
Using golf etiquette, the first person who gets to hit the ball.
What is the player farthest from the hole?
The points you get on a hole (1 for a bogey, 2 for a par, 4 for a birdie)
What are your quota points.
I have a new innovation for the Tuesday league: hitting off of a paper cup..
Who is Joe Deschenes (Mr. Thomas)?
A golf club that goes the furthest and usually is the first one hit on par 4's and 5's
What is the driver?
Who said, "I pahked my cah in the Pahking lot when I went to Bahstan to watch a game.
Who is Sully?