The messes
What were the two most disgusting things Saphh did?
Bathroom seat
Where was her fiancé from?
Amsterdam
How many rolls of toilet paper did Saphh buy for us in the entire year?
7, that's less than 1 per month. And I stopped stocking the bathroom.....
"this is why I hate ____ people"
How did I ultimately get Saphh to move out?
...
Which apartment appliance could Saphh not work?
Dishwasher
Where was the side hoe from?
Germany
Which appliance could Saphh not work?
dishwasher
at least 40%
What did Saphh do when she saw I moved her stuff to her room?
Threaten to call the cops
How often did Saphh shower? Brush her teeth?
shower: 2-3 times on a good week
teeth: did she ever? maybe in May...
What was Saphh so excited about towards the end of May? (has to do with side piece)
toothbrush in his apartment
How would Saphh workout?
Using the freaking bike
Where did Saphh take all her work meetings and online classes?
the kitchen table
What surprise did Caroline come home to after her family vacation?
A sublet, who knew!
How did Saphh use the restroom?
Standing up
What despicable thing did Caroline aid Saphh in (in terms of helping her with the side hoe)?
Buying lingerie, whoops
What did Saphh eat exclusively for months?
What psychotic thing did Saphh do to the flowers Nik sent me?
Pulled all the petals off
What TV show/movie helped me gain the confidence to kick Saphh out?
Ozark
Saphh was so disgusting that Caroline did what when she needed a break?
Spend the night at Tanya's
What weird tone of voice did Saphh use to talk to her fiancé in?
Some weird cat voice and they called each other meow-y
What did Saphh's friend say about Caroline one night?
I don't know how you live with her, she's white
What was the most outrageous thing that Saphh asked me to do because I am from SC?
Vouch for her to the KKK
What did Saphh leave behind?
A photo of their engagement. Should I toss it?