you met me at a very chinese time in my life
“Boba” most commonly refers to these chewy balls found at the bottom of bubble tea.
What are tapioca pearls?
Nani?!
What is What?!
WE'RE GOING UP UP UP _______
What is IT'S OUR MOMENT
YOU KNOW TOGETHER WE'RE GLOWIN
You ordered a pizza at 8:00 PM, engaged in male prostitution for three hours, and suddenly remember the remaining slices are still sitting in the box on your desk. You're hungry after Jeff went to town on you and decide to have some.
Unsafe! The FDA approved limit at room temperature is 2 hours.
Your fiancée says she has a UTI. You confidently tell her to “just pee it out.” You are dead wrong. This is what she should do instead.
What is antibiotics?
This is the reason why it is considered unlucky to stick chopsticks straight up in a bowl of rice.
Ganbatte!
You're my soda pop, _____________
What is My little soda pop
You're making chocolate-chip cookies. You're a fatty fat fat hog and want to eat the cookie dough raw, so you change the standard recipe by adding in pasteurized eggs with no chance for food poisoning. You chow down like the piggy you are.
Unsafe! Cookie dough contains raw flour which cannot be eaten.
Your fiancée is not having a good day. She says she has cramps, bloating, irritability, and breast tenderness before her period. Collectively, these symptoms are known as this syndrome.
What is PMS?
This Chinese-American architect designed the glass pyramid at the Louvre.
Who is I.M. Pei?
Yurusanai!
HUNTRIX DON'T MISS _________________
What is HOW IT'S DONE DONE DONE
You're a lazy hoe and don't want to cook. So, you take yesterday's leftover lasagna and heat it up. You take a bite. Yowch! It burns the roof of your mouth and you have to go to the ER, you dumb hoe.
Unsafe! Microwaves can cook food unevenly, and so just because one spot is hot enough does not mean the whole thing is hot enough to a safe degree (165 degrees throughout).
Your fiancee doesn't want to get up from the couch. She says it's because she has weak bones. Your fiancée says women are more likely to develop osteoporosis later in life partly because levels of this hormone fall sharply after menopause.
What is estrogen?
In mahjong, this famously rare winning hand requires one of each of the six terminal tiles and seven honor tiles, plus a duplicate of any one of those thirteen tiles.
What is Thirteen Orphans? (十三幺 / 十三么)
Koko made ka...
What is So this is as far as I go… / Is this the end...?
Run, run, we ________________
What is RUN THE TOWNNNNN
IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!!! Thankfully, you have an apocalypse chamber. You go down to find out that all of the stainless steel cans of tomato soup you've been storing under the earth for the past 50 years were sitting under the sewage system with human feces leaking under them. In anger, you throw the cans of soup at the wall.
Unsafe! Dented cans from being thrown at the wall may allow for bacteria to enter.
During pregnancy, this hormone helps relax smooth muscle throughout the body—which unfortunately can also contribute to constipation and reflux.
What is progesterone?
Wearing this outside means in Chinese superstition that your spouse will cheat on you (my mom told me this a few months ago and I wanna see if y'all have heard the same)
What is a green hat?
I-I-It's like I like you or anything senpai...baka! (to get full points on this one, you have to say it in a true female tsundere voice)
I will judge if you completed the task adequately.
Heels, nails, blade, mascara _________________
You're fat. So you decide to cook a whole cow.
Safe! Cooking beef is a common human practice done for thousands of years.
Your partner has been pregnant for many months and doesn't like to lie down because she gets dizzy. The enlarged uterus can compress this major vein and reduce blood return to the heart.
What is the inferior vena cava?