basic f you questions
homemade riddles on steroids
matthew
Logic
memdiction
100

Does a staircase go up or down

Both

100

John has 10 candles that each burn for 10 mins. He then lights all of his candles how long with the candles burn for

100 minutes (alltogether)

100

Head, shoulders, knees and 

Matthew

100

What is autism 

Autism

100

17+12+4

20

200

What is the name of the 5 headed dragon in yugi oh (Matthew question)

5 headed dragon

200

More than 75% of the earth is covered in this

Air

200

Eyes ears mouth and

There was no question therefore there is no answer 

200

A group of miscellaneous autistic objests

THUUUINNNNNNGS

200

You’re wrong

Mmm not quite

300

A father gives his son a quarter and his other son a nickel. What time is it

A quarter to 5

300

What is a robin

It is a robin

300

How tall is matthew

Pretty tall

300

When a is true b is also true. If a is false what do we know about b

Nothing

300

Instead of homosexuality 

Gay 
400

With 10 decimal points how many solar luminosities is the sun

400

Finnish the sentence, Matthew’s nose is

matthewsin nenä on

400

How much does Matthew way

Matthew ways is a road in Michigan 

400

How many hammers are there in a war

40k

400

Goddammit?

A word

500

Roll a 20 sided dice 

1-10 pass

11-19 fail

20 double fail

500

sê die woord smaragdon

Smaragdon

500

No matter what you do you will always get this question wrong

There is no question therefore there is no answer 

500

The powerhouse is

Mitochondria 

500

Letougan

Spihulafuhalatoungan