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Allstate
Gras
Grass
You've been tinkering in your garden and created a new type of bean. There's something sinister about this bean, but you can't stop eating it. You're starting to hear voices. They're telling you the moon landing was faked. You create a Reddit account and share you newfound knowledge. The CIA is at your door and they're asking you questions about the bean. You say you cross-pollinated soy beans with pole beans. The CIA agents now look worried and ask for you to "come with us." You hesitate--why?
You have a bean casserole in the oven.
King Henry VIII of England had servants called "Grooms of Stool," with a very specific job. What did they do.
They wiped his bottom after he went to the bathroom.
“Can I get an alcohol?”
Nick
Built to Last.
Ford
Freund
Friend
Your wealthy grandmother died. Her estate was so vast that she had three lawyers involved in dividing her massive wealth, earned from selling angora scarves. However, it's commonly known among your family that your grandmother got her wealth in unethical ways, including child labor in her factories and bribing politicians. But you don't care because you want to buy a boat and have a boat life. So on a rainy Sunday morning, you drive to your grandmother's mansion to meet your siblings for the reading of the will. What color is the outside of your grandmother's house?
Brown
Adolf Hitler helped design this car.
Volkswagen Beetle
“I’m as mad as a dad in traffic!”
Schmidt
That was easy.
Staples
Buch
Book
You moved to a small town in Georgia almost six months ago. But things have been a little off. People are a little too friendly and have a weird smell. But you like the relaxed atmosphere and low grocery prices. On Saturday morning, you are having brunch at your favorite diner when you notice a peculiar scene outside the window. Animals, three by three, march down the street. You ask the waiter what is happening, and he tells you it's the annual animal parade. You take a closer look and it's not animals, but people wearing animal costumes. As you stare at the crowd, you recognize your neighbor, Bill, dressed as a crocodile. You think, "That's odd. He definitely seems more like a moose." Oh, no. You said that aloud and now your neighbor is mean mugging you. He points at you--no, he points to your shirt. You realized you spilled something on your linen button-up and panic. What was it?
Orange juice
The last person executed by guillotine was in 1977. The same year as one of the biggest movie blockbusters in history. Name that movie....
Star Wars
“I like getting older. I feel like I’m finally aging into my personality.”
Nick
Go further.
Ford
Vater
Father
It's happening. Wal-mart inflated their prices almost 300%, starting the apocalypse. You try to contact your family but the cell towers are already down. You're at work but decide to immediately head home. However, you get stopped in traffic two miles into the commute. You wait for 45 minutes but traffic is at a stand still. You don't have your phone and become almost immediately bored without the mindless ability to scroll. You decide to play the license plate game. You talk aloud when you discover a new license plate, "Arizona...Florida...California..." PFFFF! That unique combination of words summons a genie. What nationality is the genie?
Canadian
During World War II, Americans called hamburgers this instead of hamburger, because that sounded "too German."
Liberty steaks
“You were denied a cell phone because you have the credit score of a homeless ghost.”
Schmidt
The ultimate driving machine.
BMW
Studieren
To study
You're at a McDonald's drive-thru, ordering chicken nuggets at 1:00 AM. You're waiting to pay at the first window, but the window is closed, and you can see two employees talking to each other. Their body language gets animated, and you realize they're arguing. You wait patiently to see if they will finish and take your money, but the argument turns physical. One employee throws cold soda on the other and the other reaches for a fryer basket full of fries. You start to panic that you're not going to get your chicken nuggets and knock on the window. Both employees turn to you and ask you what you want, but then they ask you to mediate. You say you can't because you have somewhere to be and just want your nuggets. They give you your nuggets and you drive home. What TV show are you going to put on while eating?
The Office
How long was the shortest war in history? Between Britain and Zanzibar in 1896.
38 minutes
“‘Eye of the Tiger’ is the greatest song ever written. It’s so cool, it ended the Cold War!”
Winston