Hard Science
What is the final electron acceptor in the ETC?
Oxygen
How do you say "Vietnam" in Vietnamese?
Vietnam
What is a performative male's favorite drink?
Matcha
A rooster lays an egg perfectly on the roof of a house. One side of the roof faces north, the other side faces south. Which way does the egg roll?
Roosters don't lay eggs
Who was the most chopped person at my high school?
...Do I even have to say it?
What is the average age to have a first child with Down syndrome?
27. Lower than the average first birth age of 28.
What is the exchange rate of Korean won to dollars?
1,470 won to the dollar
Why is Lululemon called that?
Because the owner liked to make fun of Chinese people who couldn't pronounce it
How many times have I said the N word today?
None (:
Where is my least favorite place in Ann Arbor to have shabbos lunch (based on food alone)?
The JRC
The ur-bilaterian
Are Mandarin and Cantonese mutually intelligible?
Only in writing
What famous pop star plays the main antagonist in the Jim Henson musical fantasy film "The Labyrinth", which is about a teenage girl who sells her baby brother to the goblin king
David Bowie
Who has more baby mommas? Elon Musk or my grandfather?
My grandfather. Elon has 4 recorded baby mommas.
What scientific concept did I discover when I was 3 years old?
That gravity is what makes the planets orbit the sun
What did LIGO measure?
Gravitational waves
Why would it take a roman citizen girl who was recently betrothed a very long time to get ready?
She would have to put on all of the jewelry that her future husband got her as gifts every time she was going to leave the house
During COVID-19, a handwashing themed parody of a certain song gained worldwide "virality". Which song did it parody?
Finish the lyrics:
Don't just stop at Glycolysis, baby,
Oxidize all my pyruvate now,
Citric Acid and phosphorylation,
Make me...
...Energy in the perfect form of
ATP ATP...
What species of exotic worm do I dream to breed?
Epiperipatus Barbadensis
In a recent study, 200 pairs of pants were sewn out of various materials for rats to wear in order to study how different materials might affect fertility. None of the experimental group rats (who wore pants) were able to reproduce. This is because the person running the study didn't consider taking the pants off. What nationality was the person who conducted this study?
Egyptian
Which subsection of the UN's Sustainable Development Goal 3 represents your personality?
Answers vary...
What was the controversy surrounding the darker skin tones in the video game "Love Nikki Dress Up Queen"?
In the game, clothing comes with "attributes", and since the skin tones were listed as clothes, different skin tones had different attributes. The lighter ones said things like "lively" and "cute", and the darker ones said "sexy" and "mature"
Who in the Tanakh did the rabbis headcannon to be related to literally everyone for no discernable reason?
Nachshon ben Amminadav
If a caveman fell into lava, what would he say?
"Grunt, grunt, grunt, die"