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golden showers
deez diagnoistics
for funsies
100
how does hyperventilation affect CO2 levels within the blood?
The body increases the RR to excrete CO2, causing the blood to become more basic (alkaline)
100

what is the ultra-rapid insulin called?

semiglutide (Ozempic)

100
in this type of polycystic disease, both parents must have the gene

autosomal recessive polycystic kidney disease

100

your patient has not voided within the past 20 hours and is complaining of suprapubic pain. which noninvasive diagnostic test does the nurse anticipate the doctor to order?

bladder scan

100

do deez nuts...

FIT IN YO MOUTH

200

Give 3 causes of respiratory acidosis.

CNS depression (OD, head trauma, stroke, encephalitis), PNA, pulm edema, pneumothorax, pleural effusions, upper airway obstruction, asthma, COPD, sleep apnea, scoliosis, emphysema, chronic bronchitis, MG, Gullian barre, spinal cord injury, chronic bronchitis

200

why is insulin preferred over metformin in acute care settings? there are 2 reasons.

1. metformin is contraindicated for procedures with contrast dye

2. blood sugars are typically higher when pts are admitted in the hospital and require more coverage

200

your patient was admitted for nausea, vomiting, and abdominal tenderness. after peritoneal dialysis, the fluid is cloudy. what do you suspect the patient has?

peritonitis

200

your patient had a kidney biopsy at the start of your shift. they want to get up to go to the bathroom. what do you do?

tell them they are strict bedrest due to risk of hemorrhage

200

which one of us is likely to end their sentence in "RRRRRRRRR"

nikiRRRRRRRRRR

300

what are the three mechanisms the kidneys do for the acid elimination?

1. secretes free hydrogen

2. Combines H+ with ammonia

3. excretes weak acids

300

name the three P's associated with hyperglycemia

polyuria, polydispsia, and polyphagia

300
during hemodialysis, the patient becomes nauseated and restless followed by a decreased in LOC. what does the nurse suspect the patient has?
dialysis disequilibrium syndrome
300

your patient is c/o blurred vision, increased thirst, polyphagia and diaphoresis. what blood test does the nurse anticipate the doctor to order? name 2. 

serum blood glucose and HgbA1c
300

what is crystal's favorite activity?

karaoke!!

400

pH: 7.38

PaCO2: 33

HCO3: 21

fully compensated metabolic acidosis

400

what is the pathophysiology for metformin?

enhances sensitivity to insulin and slows down the breakdown of glycogen to suppress glycogenesis

400

what are dietary teachings for clients with renal calculi? give 3.

-consume 1000 mg of calcium daily

-limit intake of sugary beverages

- avoid nutritional supplements

-avoid bran within diet d/t high quantities of oxdiates

400

when should you assess a patient's blood sugar? and when do you administer insulin?

before meal times and administer insulin at meal times

400

how may templates did nico have to do tonight?

12

500

pH: 7.63

PaCO2: 30

HCO3: 25

uncompensated respiratory alkalosis

500

what is the onset, peak and duration for intermittent insulin?

onset: 1-5hr

peak: 4-12hr

duration: up to 24 hrs

500

your patient recently had a CT scan of their kidneys with contrast dye. a couple hours after the patient complains of nausea, oliguria, abdominal pain and has a blood pressure of 175/103. what kind of urinary impairment does the patient have? be specific.

intrarenal AKI

500

a patient was diagnosed with hyperosmolar hyperglycemic state. what do you expect their serum pH level to be?

pH greater than 7.4

500

what is ann's middle name?

mariko