Future Race Car Legend
As a child, Gord's dream job was this high-speed profession.
What is a race car driver?
Gord holds this degree that proves he can out argue almost anyone.
What is a philosophy degree?
As a child, Gord was a member of this organization known for badges and camping.
What is the Boy Scouts.
This childhood business idea involved performing illusions for money.
What is a magic show?
Gord once brought Jenaya a bathing suit to daycare depicting this character.
Who is Dora the Explorer?
After only 50 years, Gord will finally get the chance to do this legally.
What is drive a race car?
This degree connects Gord to land, culture and stewardship.
What is Indigenous Environmental Science degree?
Later in life, Gord returned as this role.
What is Scout Leader?
This flower selling operation at the Bear River Music Festival landed Gord and Karen in this.
What is the newspaper?
In grade 9, Gord attended a concert featuring these two artists.
Who are Samatha Fox and Richard Marx?
This is the number of speeding tickets he claims were "just testing performance".
What is one...officially?
This degree means he can officially tell people what to do for a living.
What is a teaching degree?
Gord used his knowledge from scouting to teach his nieces how to do this using a rock and fire.
What is cook bacon?
This handcrafted jewellery idea ended with someone falling through this structure.
What is the neighbour's garage roof?
Gord once bravely-or-tragically- cut off all of this sister's hair while playing this profession.
What is hairdressing?
The only thing faster than Gord in his car is this.
His competitive spirit?
Before becoming a scholar of life, Gord attended this school for French Emersion.
What is L'École Beaufort?
This outdoor skill he definitely mastered before his little sister fell through a garage roof.
What is supervision?
This dental entrepreneurship attempt involved pliers and the tooth fairy.
What is pulling teeth for money?
His first dog was named this.
What is Baby?
If Gord wins a race, this is what he'll say he always knew.
What is "I was born for this"?
This combination of degrees makes Gord 50% professor, 30% environmentalist, and 20% "Actually..."
What is overqualified?
The unofficial Scout Motto Gord lives by.
What is "Be prepared...unless it's a sibling business idea."?
Despite all these ventures, Gord is still waiting to become this.
What is rich?
Gord has three sons, including this special duo.
What are twins?