Riddles
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold
How many letters are there in "the English alphabet"?
18
David's parents have 3 children: Spring, Summer, and what's the name of the last child?
David
What would you find in the middle of Toronto?
The letter "o"
I come from a mine and get surrounded by wood. Everyone uses me, what am I?
A pencil
Where does today come before yesterday?
In a dictionary
What kind of room has no windows or doors?
A mushroom
I have cities, but no houses. I have forests, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A map
If you divide thirty by half, and add ten, what do you get?
70
Why did I go golfing with two pairs of pants on?
Just in case I get a hole in one
What turns everything around but doesn't move?
A mirror
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
Your breath
If I drink, I die. If I eat, I am fine. What am I?
Fire
What has a mouth but cannot chew?
A river
Why did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
She likes to rock and roll
Arrest
You're
You're under arrest
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future
Alive without breath, As cold as death; Never thirsty, ever drinking, All in mail never clinking.
Fish
What common English verb becomes its own past tense by rearranging its letters?
eat
I come out of the earth, I am sold in the market. He who buys me cuts off my tail, takes off my suit of silk, and weeps beside me when I am dead.
An onion
It goes up and down the stairs without moving.
Handrail / carpet
I start with M, end with X, and I have any number of letters in me. What am I?
A mailbox
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?
Chicago
What English word has three consecutive double letters?
Bookkeeper
A man leaves home and turns left three times. When he returns home he finds two men wearing masks. Who are the two men?
The umpire and the catcher