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Miscellaneous
100

I'm all in! Poker players would love to measure this on their opponents. Especially if they wanted to measure if the building started leaning.

Tilt Meters

100

My neighbor B(UMP)s music so loud I will need these to measure if the utilities were displaced.

Utility Monitoring Points (UMP)

100

Taking a look into a reflection can provide a marker to monitor.

Reflection Monitoring Point

200

Fuhgeddaboutdit! These utilities are in too deep! They say its a legitimate business but will need this instrument to monitor them.

Deep Monitoring Point

200

"I would do anything for love but I won't do that!" 

- Meat loaf 

You can't make meatloaf without ground beef.

This geoinstrument monitors the settlement of the ground. 

Ground Monitoring Points

200


This instrument detects lateral movement in the ground and provides the measurement in degrees.

Inclinometer

300


A story about water, pressure and instrumentation.

Piezometers

300

Under Pressure! With this instrument you can measure the force, pressure, tension, and weight from the deflection.

Strain Gauge.

300

If I had one of these to measure my outlook calendar instead of a tunnel it would tell you that I have too many convergences scheduled in one day.

Convergence Monitoring 

400

Bill Gates' new line of laptops could be nailed to the ground to develop these displacement monitoring points.

Surface Monitoring Points

400

"Won't you take me to Funky Town!"

If it shimmies, shakes and might break it down, it can be monitored and quantified with these.

Geotechnical Instrumentation

400

This instrument can measure the crack over my heart that was made when I got dumped right before Valentines Day.

Crack Gauge