What has a neck but no head?
A bottle
What begins with P, ends with E, and has thousands of letters?
A post office.
If you have 3 apples and take away 2, how many do you have?
2
Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the tallest mountain?
Mt. Everest
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs
What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A clock
What word starts with “e”, ends with “e”, but only has one letter?
An envelope
I’m tall when I’m young and short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
How many sides does a circle have?
Two — inside and outside
What has one head, one foot, and four legs?
A bed
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold
What English word has three consecutive double letters?
Bookkeeper
A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 run away. How many are left?
9
If you’re running in a race and pass last place, what place are you in?
You can’t pass last place
What can travel all around the world without leaving its corner?
A stamp
What runs but never walks?
Water / a river
Remove one letter from me and I sound the same. Remove another and I still sound the same. What word am I?
Queue
You have a 5L jug and a 3L jug. How can you measure exactly 4L?
Fill the 5L jug and pour into the 3L jug, leaving 2L. Empty the 3L jug. Pour the 2L into the 3L jug. Fill the 5L jug again, then pour into the 3L jug until it’s full. That leaves exactly 4L in the 5L jug.
A girl has as many brothers as sisters, but each brother has only half as many brothers as sisters. How many siblings are there?
4 sisters and 3 brothers
I have keys but no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but can’t go outside. What am I?
A keyboard
What has keys but can’t open locks?
A piano
I am a five-letter word. If you take away my first letter, I still sound the same. If you take away my last letter, I still sound the same. Even if you take away my middle letter, I still sound the same. What word am I?
Empty
Two fathers and two sons go fishing and catch 3 fish. Each person gets one fish. How is that possible?
There are only 3 people: a grandfather, a father, and a son.
A man was born in 2005 and died in 1995. How is that possible?
The room number was 2005 and the year was 1995
A man lives on the 10th floor. Every day he takes the elevator to the ground floor. When he comes home, he only goes to the 7th floor and walks the rest — except on rainy days, when he goes all the way. Why?
He is too short to reach the 10th-floor button, but on rainy days he uses his umbrella to press it