Useless High School Knowledge
Teachers
Classes
Students
CSU Long Beach
1

Who dies at the end of “Of Mice and Men"?

Lennie

1

What is the french teacher’s first name?

Vanessa

1
How many classes are there per day Freshman year?

6

1

Who was the best beatboxer at CVHS?

Matthew Rada
1

What building can be seen anywhere on the school's campus?

The Walter Pyramid

2
Solve for x.

5x + 3x = 40

x = 5

2

Cassie Fishback, Dawn Franck, Mimi Lim, and Shawn Zargarian all teach in what general field?

Science

2

What classes are mostly held in the 5000 building?

English

2

Which student’s face was compared to a bruised apple?

Alex Hale

2

What are the school's team colors?

Black and yellow

3

When did WW2 begin? Answer within 3 years.

1939

3

What groups are Mr. Smith’s jokes insensitive to?

Asians, Armenians, Mexicans, women, minorities in general, anything you can think of

3

What science are you required to take freshman year?

Biology

3

What student has over 200 thousand followers on TikTok?

Riley Helberg or Anna (not sure of last name)

3

What animal is the mascot for CSU Long Beach?

Shark

4

What is Photosynthesis?

The process in which plants and organisms use sunlight to make food from carbon dioxide and water

4

Which English teacher was rumored to be having an affair?

Joyce Choi

4

What classes are mostly held in the 7000 building?

Math

4

In October 2018, Aiden Hickey planned to ask this girl to Homecoming on CVTV, broadcasted to the entire school before teachers stepped in to prevent this terrible mistake. Who was the girl?

Julia Forster

4

What sport is played within the pyramid?

Basketball

5

What is the Pythagorean theorem equation?

a^2+b^2=c^2

5

Which teacher follows Lady Gaga, Stormy Daniels, and past student, now onlyfans model Molly Wolflick on twitter?

Brent Beerman

5

CVTV airs in which class period?

2nd

5

Which student wore an American flag backpack and had the most "American flag backpack name"?

Clay Jones

5

What is the name of the school's mascot?

Elbee