Everything "J"ay
Something of a teen movie trope, this involves a multitude of crimes including GTA, but is very exciting.
What is a JoyRide?
The most modern and recognizable version was invented by Friedrich Bluhmel in 1818, but the valve mechanism was originally invented by Charles Clagget 40 years earlier.
What is a trumpet?
Jay was the first person in the family to discover Pokemon, where the original 100 pokemon include Pikachu, Charizard, and the legendary Mewtwo.
Um, Actually, there are 150 original pokemon.
This delicacy can only be purchased at the Krusty Krab, for the low price of $2.99, or $.99 on Wednesdays.
What is a Krabby Patty?
Cal Poly is home to many fabulous phrases and abbreviations, and one of the first students need to decipher is this: WOW.
What is Week of Welcome?
Formed by intense heat and pressure, these beautiful formations come in a variety of cuts, colors, and shapes.
What is a jewel?
Made famous in this movie, the character michelle often repeats the phrase "This one time, at band camp...:
What is American Pie?
Star Wars, the epic story of the skywalker family, started in 1980, with what would come to be known as "Star Wars: a new hope."
Um actually, star wars debuted in 1977.
There are many different sea creatures in bikini bottom, from Patrick the starfish, Mrs Puff the blowfish, and Larry the Lobster. However there is only one land creature, Sandy Cheeks, the texan ____.
What is a squirrel?
The UU is home to many great dining places... SIKE. There is only this one brand-name chicken restaurant there, and is very popular.
What is Chick-Fil-A?
The centennial boy scout this happens every 100 years as a celebration of all things scouting.
What is a Jamboree?
Known for their contemporary performances depicting Disney movies, Blockbuster Hollywood flicks, and even PacMan, this school's marching band is pretty famous.
Jay is well known for playing multiple instruments, mostly different types of saxophones. These include the alto, soprano, tenor, and bass saxophone.
Um actually, Jay did not play the tenor sax.
This single-cell organism is the arch enemy of Eugene Krabs, and will stop at nothing to steal the secret formula.
Who is Plankton?
One of the longest standing traditions at Cal poly is creating a large floral piece of art for this new years day parade.
What is the Rose Parade?
A popular dance from before Jays time, these swing moves were the talk of the town.
When Marching, brass players often use these to replicate the sounds of the Tuba, which is a little too unwieldy for marching bands.
What is the Sousaphone?
California state polytechnic university at San Luis Obispo is famous for its learn by doing motto, great location, amazing graduates, and for being the only polytechnic university in California.
Um actually, Cal Poly pomona is also a polytechnic university.
What are snails?
Cal Poly is not known for their sport teams, unlike the Auburn tigers. However, the one exception is the bi-annual game against this local UC school.
What is the University of California at Santa Barbara?
To do this is to place things near each other to show contrast and differences.
What is Juxtaposition?
A large hat, with a feather sticking straight up. Standard uniform for most marching bands.
What is a Shaco?
Jay enjoys playing tabletop role playing games like dungeons and dragons, pathfinder, and Lancer. In D&D, you can play such classes as a wizard, barbarian, cleric, duelist, or warlock.
Um Actually, a duelist is not a class you can play.
What is the Super Bowl?
Jay's major is one of the smallest in the school, definitely the smallest at the school of engineering, and while its full name is much longer, the abbreviation is MATE.
What is Materials Engineering?