Grampa
Where was Grampa born?
Brighton MA at St Elizabeth's Hospital
List 3 foods that begin with the letter "Q".
Quesadilla
Quahog
Quail
What turned Cape Cod from a peninsula to an island?
The man-made Cape Cod Canal.
What did the grape say when it got crushed?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What do you call a corn that won't stop following you?
A stalker.
How old was Grampa twelve years ago?
66!
Why is Boston Cream Pie called a pie and not a cake?
Because back in the day and people used pie and cake tins/plates interchangeably.
What is the largest National Park in Virginia?
Shenandoah. It has over 200,000 acres.
Can February March?
No. But April May.
What's the smartest insect?
A spelling bee.
What year was Grampa born in?
1946
Where was cheese cake first served?
The Olympic Games.
Why did they start Seattle's Pike Place Market in 1906?
Onions were being overpriced and they wanted a place that sold onions at a lower price.
Can you trust stairs?
No, they're always up to something.
A nurse walks into the doctor's office and tells him that there is a man who thinks he is invisible. What did the doctor say?
"Tell him I'm sorry. I can't see him right now!"
What is Grampa's favorite color?
BLUE!!!
Who brought Mac and cheese to America?
James Hemmings, Thomas Jefferson's chef.
What is the population of Stamford, CT?
1. 100,000 people.
2. 135,000
3. 180,000
2. 135,000.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Do you know why?
I know, because it finally hit me.
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
You rocket.
What sport did Grampa try out for in high school but not make the team?
Baseball
Which Mexican food has a name meaning "little donkey?"
Burrito!
What is Los Angeles known for?
1. The entertainment.
2. Cultural center.
3. Great weather.
4. All of the above.
4. ALL OF THE ABOVE!
What's wrong with long fairy tales?
They dragon.
How did Benjamin Franklin feel holding his kite, when he discovered electricity?
Shocked!