Grampa
Foods
Family Geography
Puns
Miscellaneous
100

Where was Grampa born?

Brighton MA at St Elizabeth's Hospital

100

List 3 foods that begin with the letter "Q".

Quesadilla

Quahog

Quail

100

What turned Cape Cod from a peninsula to an island?

The man-made Cape Cod Canal.

100

What did the grape say when it got crushed?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

100

What do you call a corn that won't stop following you?

A stalker.

200

How old was Grampa twelve years ago?

66!

200

Why is Boston Cream Pie called a pie and not a cake?

Because back in the day and people used pie and cake tins/plates interchangeably. 

200

What is the largest National Park in Virginia?

Shenandoah. It has over 200,000 acres.

200

Can February March?

No. But April May.

200

What's the smartest insect?

A spelling bee.

300

What year was Grampa born in?

1946

300

Where was cheese cake first served?

The Olympic Games.

300

Why did they start Seattle's Pike Place Market in 1906?

Onions were being overpriced and they wanted a place that sold onions at a lower price. 

300

Can you trust stairs?

No, they're always up to something.

300

A nurse walks into the doctor's office and tells him that there is a man who thinks he is invisible. What did the doctor say?

"Tell him I'm sorry. I can't see him right now!"

400

What is Grampa's favorite color?

BLUE!!!

400

Who brought Mac and cheese to America?

James Hemmings, Thomas Jefferson's chef.

400

What is the population of Stamford, CT?

1. 100,000 people. 

2. 135,000

3. 180,000

2. 135,000.

400

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Do you know why?

I know, because it finally hit me.

400

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

You rocket.

500

What sport did Grampa try out for in high school but not make the team?

Baseball

500

Which Mexican food has a name meaning "little donkey?"

Burrito!

500

What is Los Angeles known for?

1. The entertainment.

2. Cultural center.

3. Great weather.

4. All of the above.

4. ALL OF THE ABOVE!

500

What's wrong with long fairy tales?

They dragon.

500

How did Benjamin Franklin feel holding his kite, when he discovered electricity?

Shocked!