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Little shop of Horrors
100

If I am given two more dogs, then three more dogs, the one of the dogs moves to my neighbor's house, how many dogs do I have?  

6, or any number greater than 5

100
Locked door? Iced windshield? with this device you have no need to worry

a gift, credit, or debit card

100

In the real cinderella, what happens to the step-family after cinderella finds true love?

They get their eyes pecked out by crows and go blind

100

This bird is the last two mammals to lay eggs are the platypus and what? 

The echindana

100

What can be grown in 100% compost?

Mushrooms!

200

What are women?

Women=Time+Money

Money=root of all evil

Time=Money

Women=Money+Money

Women=Evil

Women are evil.  


200

It's harder to get into than Harvard.  It requires multiple essays and a requirement to work six days a week.  

Owning a Chik-Fil-A

200

Icarus has beautiful wings made of what material?

Wax

200

Unlike what many picture, this male predator which roams the pride is actually very lazy

The African lion

200

The venous fly trap is known for being terrifying when large.  However, they almost always die when someone does this specific thing that people think is ok.  

Opening it's mouth

300

What is i^86

i

300

Using a chemical formula you can undo this foods cooking process

Hardboiled eggs

300

In norse mythology, what is the world made of?  

A Frost giant corpse

300

The second most intelligent animal is able to alter it's own DNA lightning fast, what is it?

The octopus

300

This plant is used in every day life.  Yet, its usual form has many seeds inside of it, making it inedible normally.  With the help of cloning though, we can enjoy this every day

Bananas

400

If I hold out all my fingers, how many is that

8-the thumb is technically not a finger

400

A substitute for cilantro is a lot of this.  

Basil

400

Jiangshi are chinese zombies known for what quality normal zombies do not have.  What is it?  

Jumping, no where is safe.  

400

These animals were known to be dropped by parachute during transport for safety.  

Beavers

400

This plant is known for helping a guy named Jack get rich.  

Bean (stalk)

500

What is 1+1?

2, you moron

500

What is the last step to making a paper boat

Folding the brims sides up

500

How many children does zeus have?  Best guess wins.  

Around 92 kids.  WTF

500

This creature is known to be familiarized for the devil and playing tricks (not a snake).  

The Fox

500

The clover has many things attached to it.  what do all five leaves stand for

Faith, Hope, Love, Luck, and wealth (will also accept the devil).