What is the best kite?
Horseflies
What did Grandpa try to save by gluing it and then immediately wearing?
His Shoes
What is Grandpa's favorite fundamental skill to teach?
Pivoting or Elbows Up
What are all animals?
Frogs
Fill in the Blank:
Away in a manger, no crib for a bed,
the little Lord Jesus laid down His sweet head;
the stars in the heavens looked down where He lay,
the little Lord Jesus asleep on the ____.
haayy
Who is Grandpa's childhood bestie?
Clifford
What did Grandpa unknowingly wear to Walmart?
A Tea Towel
How did Grandpa single-handedly win the basketball game?
He made the free-throw shot, even tho injured.
What is the nectar of the Gods?
Dr. Pepper
What did Grandpa retire from?
Air Traffic Controller
What grade is grandpa twice as smart in?
3rd Grade
How did Grandpa fix his glasses when they broke?
He duck taped them.
What illegal move does Grandpa approve of?
Fouling as long as the refs don't see it
What is God's food?
Wendys
What is Grandpa's favorite Barbie movie?
Barbie and the Diamond Castle
Who took Grandpa to church?
His Grandma
What is Grandpa's go-to hat when it is cold?
The Grey Beanie
Who is the best basketball player in our family?
Grandpa
What is Grandpa's favorite color?
Orange
What is an iconic Christmas gift from Grandpa?
A Blanket
What are all the sports Grandpa played?
Basketball, baseball, cross county
What does Grandpa spend the most time on when getting ready in the morning?
His Hair
Which child did Grandpa professionally coach?
Tabby
Where does Grandpa eat almost everyday?
McDonalds
What does Grandpa sing to Grandma most often?
Get up, Get up for Jesus