Grau "isms"
Ancient History
Family Facts
It's all relative
100

A tool with two blades, used to cut things

"Sckissors"

100

___ the moose spent many mornings on the front lawn

Muffins

100

I did not get caught drinking or doing drugs before I was 18

Jasper

100

___% of Graus brush their teeth first thing in the morning

50% said they do

50% said they don't

200

A one syllable word, said when something is delicious

"Nom"

200

The make and model of the first crashed family car

Champagne Mazda 3

200

I was an oopsie baby

Mom

200

___% of Graus believe the Earth is flat

0% (phew)

300

A receptacle that holds trash

"Garbingski"

300

The name Cassidy gave the purple minivan

Puffy

300

I've broken the most bones

Morgan

300

___ % of Graus preferred wake up time

0% before 5 am

16.7% between 5-6 am

50% between 7-8 am

33.3% between 9-10 am

0% after 10 am

400

A word that starts with the letter "z", that is used to indicate someone is extremely tired

"Zonked"

400

The name of the kid's television show that was often watched on VHS tapes in Poppa's old study

Mr. Bean

400

I had braces the longest

Mom

400

___% of Graus preferred lobster chowder frequency

16.7%  said once a year is enough

50% said a few times a year would be great

33.3% said frankly, they wish they could have it on demand

500

A two syllable word, with a hyphen, used to "shut-down"or diminish something

"Poo-poo"

500

The two ingredients Dad mixed-up one time when making cheese puffs 

Baking soda and baking powder

500

I was prescribed clinical strength antiperspirant in high school

Cassidy

500

___% of Graus believe in an afterlife

33.3% said they do

67.7% said it's complicated