Fun
Why was it hot after a soccer game ?
Because all the fans had left !!!
Where did the pencil go for vacation ?
Pennsylvania !
Why did the Cyclops close his school ?
Because he only had one pupil.
Where did New York City kids learn their multiplication tables?
Times Square.
Why was the music teacher not able to open his classroom?
Because the keys were on the piano.
Why was the voice teacher so good at the baseball ?
Because she had the perfect pitch.
Why did the students study in the airplane ?
Because they wanted a higher grades !!
Why did the teacher go to beach ?
To test the water.
Why did the student bring scissors to class ?
He wanted to cut class !!!
What did the glue say to the teacher ?
"I am stuck on you"