Octoraro Orphie
What is Pennsylvania?
Harry Potter's Snowy Owl
Who is Hedwig?
The slot where the needle sits in a vinyl record
What is the groove?
What are pigs in a blanket?

What is 'E'?
Fred la marmotte (fka Gros Fred, fka Petit Fred)
What is Quebec?
The forest home of this wise character

What is the hundred acre wood?
A mixture of water, cement, and sand often used to fill the gaps between tiles
What is grout?
A combination of Chex, chocolate, peanut butter, and powdered sugar that might make Purina's lawyer's ears perk up
What is puppy chow? (or muddy buddies, ig)
The resource you lose upon entering a green room while cursed
Sand Mountain Sam, an Albertville native opossum who has emerged from a whiskey barrel to deliver his prognostication
What is Alabama?
For more precise locational sensing, many owls have these body parts positioned asymmetrically, at different heights
What are ears?
A word meaning to act in an obsequious way in order to obtain someone's forgiveness or favor
What is to grovel?
Those looking for a sweeter wing option may choose this Japanese glaze, believed to have originated in the Edo period
What is Teriyaki?
The directional antechamber door opened by the lever in the weightroom
What is South?
Flatiron Freddy, a top hat-wearing, occasionally snow-boarding, yellow-bellied marmot
What is Colorado?
The specific animal group word for a collection of owls
What is a parliament?
12x12
What is a gross?
Deep-fried balls of savory cornmeal batter that are a staple at Southern barbecues
What are Hush Puppies?
The realm to which this sigil belongs

What is Nuance?
Balzac Billy, aka the “Prairie Prognosticator”
What is Alberta?
Due to their association with his domain in Mesoamerican (and many American Indian) cultures, Mictlāntēcutli, the Aztec god of this was often depicted in owl feathers
What is death / the underworld?
An all-male campground in Monte Rio, California where rich and powerful club members and guests, including J. Robert Oppenheimer, Herbert Hoover, and George H. W. Bush congregate
What is Bohemian Grove?
This chunky, zesty Texas dip is made with corn, beans, black eyed peas, and veggies, but no Sturgeon eggs

What is 6?