Girl Problems
"Yeah I have that effect on girls, where they run away from me and mack with other guys."
-Dane
"There are no personal standards when it comes to Sabrina carpenter"
-Dane
Tyler: "that's a baked potato?
From Wendy’s?”
“Yeah! And you're Tyler from Mexico”
-Kara
"im joining the military, i have to hate myself"
-Lisa frickin Malcom
"I hate peanuts"
-Colby "Deported" Trujilo
"i hate when you have to support your girlfriend and it's like they're not just an object anymore"
-Andrew Allen Laypath
“I can make your tongue tingle”
-Lisa ah Malcom
"You know I'd be so down if he weren't black"
-Dane Roger Woods
“Andrew overstayed his welcome after beating cancer lets be honest"
-Braden
"Jesus never game me a fire truck...Santa is an OG"
-Cole
“If I said lemme at her I don’t have a girlfriend anymore.”
-Tyler
Colby: “I mean he put my nuts in his mouth”
“NO THOSE WERE MINE”
-Paige Vinning
"Sunburns are gods reminder that we were supposed to stay in northern europe"
-Andrew Laypath
“Every zone is a straddle zone”
-Layla
“Once your pain receptors go numb its actually kinda nice”
-Cole Carter
“Game is not game when its my little sister”
Paige Lukenbaugh
"Did you just say he's jerkin and not workin?"
-Dane Roger "freakster" Woods
Cole: “You don’t think Mace Windu can be Jedi because he’s black?”
“No, I just don’t like him.”
-Hadley
“If anyone feels a warm breath on their face when they wake up… just go back to bed”
-Spencer
“Im taking my socks off, just warning you in case you feel my naked dog.”
Paige Vinning
"You need to stop taking all the competition, they say there's plenty of fish in the sea but we live in the lake and there's only a finite number of fish"
-Spencer Stevenson
“I need to touch him today”
-Spencer
"Guys my grandpa did black face"
-Kara
*Speaking to Andrew*
"i'm gonna touch you"
-Kara
"imagine if I could just sleep like a horse standing up"
-Emilyn