Jokes
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad
True or False: Strawberries are berries.
False
What is a Reconnect Event?
An event where you get to come back (in person or virtually) to hang out with your APL and sometimes staff.
Ex: Movie night in the park
What app used to be called Musically?
TikTok
"It means no worries, for the rest of your days"
Haukna Matata
Why can't you tell a joke on ice?
It might crack up
What animal holds each others paws while sleeping so they don't drift apart?
Sea otters
Name 2 ways you can stay connected with Newport
Alumni App, text your APL, Instagram, Facebook, Virtual support groups, Reconnect events
Who performed the 2024 SuperBowl halftime show?
Usher (with surprise guests)
"But I keep cruisin', Can't stop, won't stop movin', it's like I got this music in my mind Sayin' it's gonna be alright"
Shake it Off by Taylor Swift
What do rabbits need after getting caught in the rain?
A hare dryer
How long would it take to fall from the North Pole to the Earth's core?
About 19 minutes
What year was Newport founded?
2008
How many Twilight movies are there?
5
"I got loyalty, got royalty inside my..."
DNA by Kendrick Lamar
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick
How many ants does an anteater eat per day?
Around 35,000 ants
Name 3 other states where Newport is located
Washington, Minnesota, Connecticut, North Carolina, Virginia, Utah
What YouTube video has the most views?
Hint: It's a song
Baby Shark
"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality"
Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent
What condiment was once sold as a medicine?
Ketchup
What are the 5 Newport values?
Patient first, Love, Excellence, Empathy, and Connection
Who made the phrase "hot girl summer" popular?
Megan Thee Stallion
"You like my hair? Gee thanks, just bought it, I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it"
7 Rings by Ariana Grande