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What has one head, one foot, and four legs, but can't walk?
A Bed
What is our next Jean Day?
Friday
Two in a corner, one in a room, zero in a house, but one in a shelter. What am I?
The letter “R.”
Take one out and scratch my head. I am now black but once was red. What am I?
A match.
A dog crosses the river without getting wet, and without using a bridge or boat. How?
The river was frozen.
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short.
Spelled forward I’m what you do every day, spelled backward I’m something you hate. What am I?
Live.
How many supervisor are in the lead department?
3
First, think of the color of the clouds. Next, think of the color of snow. Now, think of the color of a bright, full moon. Now, answer quickly: What do cows drink?
Water.
What two things can you never have for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner.
A room contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle, and a fireplace. What do you light first?
The match.
what basketball teams are in the playoffs?
Thunder
Pacers
Knicks
Timberwolves
An electric train is headed east. Where does the smoke go?
Electric trains don’t produce any smoke!
If a red house is made of red bricks, and a yellow house is made of yellow bricks, what is a greenhouse made of?
All greenhouses are made of glass.
A man describes his daughters, saying, “They are all blonde, but two; all brunette but two; and all redheaded but two.” How many daughters does he have?
Three: A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A map.
What is seen in the middle of March and April that can’t be seen at the beginning or end of either month?
The letter R.
What begins with an “e” and only contains one letter?
An envelope.
A word I know, six letters it contains; remove one letter, and 12 remain. What is it?
Dozens.
What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
“Incorrectly.”