Who said dat bullshit (Without Context)
Offshore Devs
Client Questions (Past and present)
What would (Insert Name Here) do?
General Office Trivia
100

Yours was twice as big as mine, which can be a lot when it is covered in honey

Eric Pagano!

100

Who produces the weirdest, unforeseeable bugs?

Kwaku

100

Who is Eric's arch nemesis?

Jason from Onpoint

100

Would Widler go into a pool inhabited by people that have confirmed VD's and he has an open cut but it's hyper chlorinated?

YEP!

100

Besides only lasting 3 hours, what else did one particular hire do

Break a computer monitor and walked out to go to lunch..... only to never return again.

200

It's not going to work, because I would still have to do 2 people.

Kelly

200

Who yells at his wife in the middle of a huddle?

Hamza

200

Which client overused the term "OOO"?

Melissa from Evolving Wisdom

200

Would Kelly hide the fact that she had Wendy's from her kids if she bought them fast food the day prior?

Yes

200

Who drank poison water?

Read

300

Daedayjaleoquelinguodeyday

Eric Pagano having a stroke

300

Who says hello to everyone in slack by using the "@" feature

Joseph

300

What project only ever referred to women by their last name?

Sharken

300

Would Joshua get margharita's during work with Eric IF he had an end of day deadline for Fred specifically?

No.

300

Who is the most hated but also the most loved person in this building that just so happens to be mindful of The Phillipines, smoothies, and mail order brides?

Kevin from Natures Table.

400

Whoever is calling the shots should not be calling the shots

Jeremy

400

Who has a father living in Maryland and is planning to move to the USA?

Gilbert

400

What project heavily relies on the Monte Carlo simulation?

Threat Captain

400

Would Read allow Josh to beat him in chess if he knew that it would really make Joshs' day?

Probably not, I think he'd know if I let him win.
400

What was the first war at the GTN office?

The great Gummy War of 2024.

500

Despite similar max speeds, Ian was significantly bigger and penetrated deeper than Charlie.

Meteorologist John Cangialosi

500

Who's Slack emoji is named "the design GOAT"?

Stephen

500

Which project almost made Joshua quit GTN?

FFL

500

Would Carlos skip work if it coincided with the time of the last race of the Formula 1 season and Ferrari could win the championship?

No (he would instead watch the recording and avoid social media until he leaves work at 5pm and finishes his day exceptionally).

500

Where were 3 of the 5 office chair wheels that were taken from Joshs' computer?

1.) Jeremy's PC

2.)  inside a coffee mug

3.) inside Carlos headset

4.) The Freezer

5.) In Joshuas office